Troner

An erection caused from the vibrations of the road on a long car trip.

I'm worried about getting a troner on this long drive!

by BruhMoment1738 November 15, 2019

Depot Dog

The hot dogs sold at the food stand at home depot. They are the best hot dogs in the world and do not even compare to other hot dogs.

Steve: Hey I'm gonna do a Home Depot run.

Jared: Can you get me a depot dog while you're there?

by BruhMoment1738 November 15, 2019

Yankee With No Brim

The greatest hat of all time. It's a yankee baseball cap that has had the brim removed.

Whoah!!! The Yankee with no brim!

by BruhMoment1738 April 10, 2020

Appleing

A Michigan past time where you pick un-edible apples off the gound and throw them at trees as hard as you can to see them explode.

Ethan: I'm so bored today. Wanna do something?

Joey: We could go appleing.

by BruhMoment1738 November 15, 2019

Footwrong

When the subway footlong sandwich is not actaully a foot long it is considered a footwrong. On average a subway footlong sandwich is 11 inches so they are actually mostly footwrongs.

Kevin: Why do you have a tape measure to eat your sandwich?

Ethan: I want to determine if Subway gave me a footlong or a footwrong.

by BruhMoment1738 November 15, 2019

Simp Nation

A simp is someone who is submissive to their gf/crush. They do unnecessary tasks for women and waste money on girls for nothing in return. Simp Nation is the collective of all simps. Do not become a part of Simp Nation and helps bro's who might be succumbing to Simp Nation!

Joey: I started doing my crushes homework for her. When do you think she will ask me out?!

Ethan: Welcome to Simp Nation!

by BruhMoment1738 December 21, 2019