Brother Number One's definitions

Pig

the Upper Hutt and Wellington Police Department

those dumb pigs gave me a ticket for not displaying my Rego

by Brother Number One October 15, 2003

freedom of speech

A Supposid right that for 160 years served as a ket component of the New Zealand democracy until it was robbed by that common bloodstained criminal hlene clark in the "name" of the war on terrorism

Fuck you Helen Clark if you further restrict the freedom of speech in New Zealand then the only criminal is you ya fucking bloodstained common criminal.

by Brother Number One July 25, 2008

d'oh

an exclamaition of anger, annoyance, error etc. orig. c.1990

PERSON ONE: fraid so infinity + 1
PERSON 2: D'oh

by Brother Number One June 28, 2003

simpsons

The funniest and most Coolest Show EVER made. its now in its 15th Season and garunteed to run until its 20th.

The Simpsons are the BEAST

by Brother Number One October 3, 2003

Blanket Man

That homeless dude seen around the streets of wellington (usually sleeps outside burger king tory st.) Is a weird fullah but harmless, He is distinguishable by weaing almost no clothes other than a purple blanket of which he covers himself with. His Real name is Ben Hana and worships the Sun.

BOB: The Blanket man and ludes dude must be edging closer to a turf war - Blanket Man outside Burger King and Ludes Dude outside Starmart, thats like only 15 metres apart, Theyll be drawing the guns next, who do you think will win?

FRED: The Fuzzys. Theyll both be given free food and shelter, mind you Blanket man needs a house, and ludes dude needs to go to rehab.

by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

peter jackson

This Geezer who lives within 3 kilometres (and born 20KM) from where i live made famous for creating the most sleep inducing, majorly over-rated LOTR series.

ive got nothing against Peter jackson himself, his LOTR is just so majorly over-rated

by Brother Number One March 21, 2004

apu

1 - One of the most popular and loved Characters from the Animated sitcom the simpsons runs the Kwik-E-Mart with his Brother Sanjay. Was a member of the barbershop quartet the bee sharps. He is currently married to Manjula and a proud father of Octuplets. Apu is voiced by hank azaria

2 - The Finnish word for "Help"

"Thank you pleae come again"
"he slept he stole, he was rude to the customers, still there goes the best damned employee a kwik e mart could get".

"apu, apu my car has broken down near Helsinki, apu please im late for work"

by Brother Number One June 13, 2005