Brother Number One's definitions

Tomacco

Any plant of the Genis Nicotiana tobacum Lycopersicon of which produces a narcotic and extremely addictive affect when consumed usu. orally

Cheif Wiggum: Hey ralph be careful with thta tomacco plant

Ralph Wiggum: This stuff tastes like Grandma

Ralph Wiggum: I want More

by Brother Number One November 6, 2003

Reality TV

a supposid "Television Show" in which the "cast" are all 20 something attention-starved Mediawhores/fags who daddys pulled strings to get them on TV and get everything they want off Daddys Credit Card and desrved to be shot or stabbed in the base of the skull with my bamboo stick - Spoilt Brats need to die!!!

Reality TV is full of 20 somethings starving for attention - i need me 9mm Glock to shoot there asses off the face of the earth!!

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003

teenagers

an age group whos sole purpose in life is to be obsessed with sexual references, smart assing teachers and dressing up like a whore or a wannabe gangsta or wannabe punk. They listen to the most appalling noise ever theyc all "music" but in real life its a no-talent stripfest. Most often seen at high schools or working at Quacky Ds for a minimum wage. Have had there morals destroyed by the ZOG conspiracy.

I was a teenager 10 years ago and of all the stuff ive mentioned in my definition was "hip" then, then there was no doubt you'd be beaten, clubbed and stoned to death. Todays Teenagers lack the morals of those born a decade earlier.

by Brother Number One May 13, 2005

ludes

1 - Slang term for the drug methaqualude or simple quaaludes, a barbituate like Central Nervous depressant drug which causes clumsiness and fatigue, often used to treat insomnia and anxiety.

2 - "TO BE ON LUDES": Idiotical, Dull Minded, Dim-Witted, Stupid, Lacking intelligence, Feeble Minded.

1 - My doc recommended i take ludes for my insomnia, there illegal but TS.

2 - WTF?? Are you on ludes mate? dont you know what im getting at? you cant even follow the simplist of instructions cant you?

by Brother Number One August 22, 2005

mp

abbr. for Member of Parliament in countrys with the Westminster system of Government

Paul Swain (nz) Alexander Downer (Au) Thabo Mbeki (SA), Paul Martin (CA) Jack Straw (UK)

by Brother Number One July 20, 2008

puppet state

A Nation supposidly independant but in control of another

Afghanistan, Iraq

by Brother Number One November 1, 2003

Black Eyed Peas

A Pathetic no-talent bunch of wankplanks featuring a dirty slut as one of there "vocalists" They have no talent whatsoever and the female in the group gives the others free head when she knowns in reality shes a professional prostitute and cannot sing worth shit.

Black Eyed Peas need to die (esp Fergie that slut bitch of a ho)

by Brother Number One July 5, 2005