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Definitions by Brother Number One

A Kick ass Beer Brewed in Mangatainoka in the Wairarapa district of New Zealand since 1889.
If ya dont drink tui, then yer a wuss. If ya dont drink tui from the 750ml or Jugs then yer a fucking pussy.
tui by Brother Number One July 5, 2005
A Pathetic waste of TV and Radio space as its dictating what is cool
top 40 is dictating what is cool- well fuck you cos im not gunna fall for what you dictate what is cool your a pathetic lil cunt.
Top 40 by Brother Number One July 5, 2005

Black Eyed Peas 

A Pathetic no-talent bunch of wankplanks featuring a dirty slut as one of there "vocalists" They have no talent whatsoever and the female in the group gives the others free head when she knowns in reality shes a professional prostitute and cannot sing worth shit.
Black Eyed Peas need to die (esp Fergie that slut bitch of a ho)

teletubbies 

4 unspecified beasts created by some person fucked up on LSD, there are 2 male telitubbies Tiny-Winky and La-la and 2 female Po and Dipsy, often accompanied by a vacuum cleaner with a pathetic drug induced name and a sun with a babys face. if your not a baby then youve gotta be a regular pothead and/or acidhead to watch yet alone understand this show
JEFF: dude, ive been dropping acis at riverbank - Might watch some teletubbies
BRIAN: wait dude, your like 21 years old, why watch the teletubbies?
JEFF: Cos im fucked out on acid and its the only show i understand.
1 - One of the most popular and loved Characters from the Animated sitcom the simpsons runs the Kwik-E-Mart with his Brother Sanjay. Was a member of the barbershop quartet the bee sharps. He is currently married to Manjula and a proud father of Octuplets. Apu is voiced by hank azaria

2 - The Finnish word for "Help"
"Thank you pleae come again"
"he slept he stole, he was rude to the customers, still there goes the best damned employee a kwik e mart could get".

"apu, apu my car has broken down near Helsinki, apu please im late for work"
apu by Brother Number One June 13, 2005

New Year's Eve 

A Pathetic day in the calander year. Its just a pathetic retarded exuse for young people to get totally pissed then have sex and get dumped the following morning/afternoon how lame can it get? also whats the point of it? its just another boring day ending and another boring day in the life starting.
ROB: Hey NYE was last night i got so drunk and i got with this chick, fucked her and she dumped me this afternoon cos she claimed she didnt remember getting with me, gutted man.
ME: yes...I feel for you bro about that chick but your point being bro....
ROB: C'mon man its New Years show some spirit.
ME: New Year sis just a crossover of another boring day in the life to another boring day in the life, heck, i may as well celebrat ethe crossover of June 16/17, Like that crossover December 31/January 1 is just another day, like the worlds gunna end, yeh right bruvva.
ROB: you get drunker than drunk on that day.
ME: I can get drunker than drunk on any ol day of the year, even September 3. New Years is no big deal man, Listent o paul McCartney and wings...Its just another day.
The process of Urinating in a Public Place - Named after NZ MP Dover Samuels' act of going for a peepee in a hotel alley
Fucking Oath theres no toilet for miles, im gunna burst, I must go for a Dover by that Tree.
dover by Brother Number One June 3, 2005