Definitions by BromanderInChief89

Pick Me Bitch

Picked over and chosen last by the opposite sex.

They were both pick me bitches.

Pick Me Bitch by BromanderInChief89 September 28, 2022

Bromantium

Strongest known bro to man. Also known as semen.

Whip out the bromantium for her bra.

Bromantium by BromanderInChief89 September 24, 2022

Merculese 

Merculese: A name of a super solider in the CF.

“Merculese was their best solider.”

“The bro of all bros”

“A bro hero”

Merculese by BromanderInChief89 September 24, 2022

Maxizillium 

Mythical prison for storing consciousness.

Maxizillium: Maximum penitentiary for military members charged with the most heinous of war crimes. The amount of money put into housing war criminals. Museum for war criminals.

“They put merculese in the maxizillium for eternity.”

Maxizillium by BromanderInChief89 September 24, 2022

Bromandments 

No simp Sept, no octopussy oct, no nut November, no dick December, no Janet Jan, no f*uk Feb, no munchkin March, no April Showers, no mushey may, no jack June, no jerk July, no ugly Aug

The bro calendar born 23 Sept 2022. Bro OJ of the 12th degree.

“Adhere to the Bromandments bro for all that is good”

Bromandments by BromanderInChief89 September 24, 2022