Pretty Girl Syndrome

when a girl is so attractive that she's used to getting attention from guys all the time. It causes her to never understand or appreciate genuine interaction with men and she finds herself surrounded by people who don't actually care about her. Meanwhile goodhearted men watch from a distance just wishing they had the opportunity to treat her right if only she just gave them the chance.
Mitch: I don't understand why Sydney is dating that asshole. She's so beautiful, she could get anyone she wanted
Aaron: She doesn't even realize it but she's got pretty girl syndrome
Mitch: I'll go tell her she's ugly!
Aaron:
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
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boogie-bomb kiss

when you queue up Good Day by TIKO directly after a silent audio on spotify, then you put the phone on the other side of the room with FULL volume, and you mentally time how much is left of the silent audio so that right before it's over you give your girl a big ol' smooch right on the mouth, and then GOOD DAY by TIKO comes on, then you Bunga
Isaac: Imma boogie-bomb kiss her in the Mary Spouse common
by BriggsBriggs May 06, 2022
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Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences
Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours
by BriggsBriggs April 05, 2022
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Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe
Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!
by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022
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Bunga

a very popular hip-hop dance that developed in the early 20s, made known most notably on Franciscan University of Steubenville campus, widely acclaimed to be a combination of the floss and that one dance that Pennywise does in IT when in the sewer
Meredith: Oh look! A very attractive woman!!!
Ezra: Do the Bunga.
Meredith: **does the Bunga**
by BriggsBriggs April 05, 2022
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Burnt

When you're so salty over something that you have a full-thickness chemical burn all over and you just refuse to deal with the situation at all
Emily: I'm surprised Jasmine isn't super excited about getting lunch with you considering you never took her on that date.
Briggs: I mean I only asked Juliana because Jasmine declined first. She's prolly just burnt since Juliana and I got half-priced apps.
by BriggsBriggs April 26, 2022
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Girlfriender

a dude who doesn't know how to be single. it's not that he desperate for girls' attention but he just always finds a another girlfriend whenever he breaks up with one because he wants to
James: Her name is Martha. We've been dating since November.
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
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