Brianna_Ashlee's definitions

Nerdy Cougar

A woman 40+ looking for a companion using Cyberspace.

The Nerdy Cougar logged onto her email to see if she had matches any matches from eHarmony.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 24, 2009

Flummer

Craig Ferguson's explanation for the days BEFORE Autumn and AFTER Summer: Labor Day- Sept. 21.

Girl 1: HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FLUMMER!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's still summer!
Girl 1: Nuh uh, summer's over silly! It's Flummer!

by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009

Close Your Legs

Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.

Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009

lactophilia

The sexual attraction to milk, usually when being ingested.

Guy: Watching you drink that chocolate milk gave me a hard-on.

Girl: Oh GOD, you have lactophilia!

by Brianna_Ashlee December 9, 2009

Syncofuck

The act of two women having an orgasm at the exact same moment during a threesome.

The two women moaned loudly during their blissful syncofuck.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 24, 2009

weedify

To become hooked or a frequent user of weed or marijuana.

John: Richie is such a prude.

Tim: Yeah, we should weedify him, and get him to loosen up.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 19, 2009

greenistically challenged

A disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.

Spectator 1: Dude, look at that lady over there.

Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!

Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 7, 2009