When a man sits down and crys for a minimum of 5 minutes about something he doesn't want anyone else to know.
Bobby: Where were you at lunch yesterday?
Dave: Oh sorry. Don't tell anyone, but I had myself a man-cry about Jenny.
Dave: Oh sorry. Don't tell anyone, but I had myself a man-cry about Jenny.
by Brianna_Ashlee September 18, 2009

by Brianna_Ashlee July 24, 2009

Girl 1: HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FLUMMER!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's still summer!
Girl 1: Nuh uh, summer's over silly! It's Flummer!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's still summer!
Girl 1: Nuh uh, summer's over silly! It's Flummer!
by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009

by Brianna_Ashlee July 05, 2009

When the love of your life breaks up with you and the day after you bump into them on the street making out with another girl.
Jennifer experienced a clustermuck when she bumped into Brad making out with Emily in front of 7Eleven.
by Brianna_Ashlee July 25, 2009

by Brianna_Ashlee September 19, 2009

by Brianna_Ashlee July 24, 2009
