Definitions by Brian X

Get Fuzzy

The funny version of Garfield.

Now you gotta love any strip with a cat named Bucky who puts dents in everything... unless of course you're a Red Sox fan.

Get Fuzzy by Brian X July 1, 2003

buttered bun 

aka sloppy seconds. Though this one goes back a few hundred more years.

buttered bun by Brian X June 24, 2003

Jenny Jones 

The host of a syndicated daytime talk show that specializes in slutty teenagers. Tends to appeal to the same sort of crowd that photoshops Mary Kate and Ashley nudes. Was originally a male-bashing standup comic, but turned self-righteous and got rid of the boob job.

"So I was watching Jenny Jones, and this skanky little eleven-year-old was telling everyone how she slept with the entire Hicksville police department, including the women, and then fell out of her bra."

Jenny Jones by Brian X June 24, 2003

Alton Brown 

The patron saint of the geek kitchen.

After watching Good Eats for a couple of weeks, I too am now an Alton Brown whore... and I'm proud of it.

Alton Brown by Brian X June 22, 2003

MacOS X 

1. A hybrid of the original Macintosh operating system and NextStep, based on Mach and FreeBSD and designed as the native system for recent-model Mac hardware.
2. Bad-ass rock-stable OS for people who actually want to get work done and don't want to screw around with drivers for 8000 different chipsets and security holes the size of the Ted Williams Tunnel.
3. Something PC zealots completely deny the existence of.

MacOS X by Brian X June 22, 2003

distim 

What a gostak does to doshes.

distim by Brian X June 21, 2003

dosh 

What a gostak distims.

dosh by Brian X June 21, 2003