noun (twee-ver): a redneck bum, or someone who is retarded or stupid or anyone you feel like calling a "tweever"
Hey tweever! Did you're hillbilly ass just get back from muddin' today or did you shit yourself after you finally got your GED a decade after you dropped out of highschool.
by Brian F from Tampa May 08, 2007
Get the tweever mug.adj. (sear-ree-awh-si-tee): a state of complete and utter seriousness or a dire situation or a sarcastic seriousness
You're going to jump off of that 2 story parking garage drunk...well this has seriocity written all over it.
by Brian F from Tampa May 08, 2007
Get the seriocity mug.adj. (fluh-ster-bluh-ster-ee): when something gets someone all in a tizzy and heated up over some stupid trivial nonsense and they won't stop spazzing/talking
Listen, you need to stop tweaking so hard...you're getting all flusterblustery over not getting an extra barbeque sauce when you've already got 5...who gives a fuck?
by Brian F from Tampa May 08, 2007
Get the flusterblustery mug.She's totally a spooginer. She's not really good looking, but I don't know why everyone, including myself still wants to tag that shit.
by Brian F from Tampa May 07, 2007
Get the spooginer mug.adj. (grow-dee): when someone is dirty, gross, uncempt, bad hygene, nappy hair, greasy, not very good looking etc.
by Brian F from Tampa May 07, 2007
Get the grody mug.verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick
We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?
by Brian F from Tampa May 07, 2007
Get the squatter jacks mug.adj. (fw uhm'-tee): used to describe a girl with nice big titties and/or a nice big booty or a girl with those attributes
by Brian F from Tampa December 26, 2008
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