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Definitions by Brian F from Tampa

adj. (fw uhm'-tee): used to describe a girl with nice big titties and/or a nice big booty or a girl with those attributes
Check out that girl over there with that dope ass...dude that shit is fwumpty as fuck...
fwumpty by Brian F from Tampa December 26, 2008
noun or adj. (chee-toes): A girl that's so fat that she gets assorted food products and all kinds of shit stuck in her folds ex. Cheetos underneath the titty folds
Awh fuck, that fat fuck Cheetos is walking in the bar. God I hope she doesn't wreak of 2 week old french fries and mayo uncrusted chocolate bars wedged in her pancake titties.

flusterblustery 

adj. (fluh-ster-bluh-ster-ee): when something gets someone all in a tizzy and heated up over some stupid trivial nonsense and they won't stop spazzing/talking
Listen, you need to stop tweaking so hard...you're getting all flusterblustery over not getting an extra barbeque sauce when you've already got 5...who gives a fuck?
noun (twee-ver): a redneck bum, or someone who is retarded or stupid or anyone you feel like calling a "tweever"
Hey tweever! Did you're hillbilly ass just get back from muddin' today or did you shit yourself after you finally got your GED a decade after you dropped out of highschool.

seriocity 

adj. (sear-ree-awh-si-tee): a state of complete and utter seriousness or a dire situation or a sarcastic seriousness
You're going to jump off of that 2 story parking garage drunk...well this has seriocity written all over it.
adj. (grow-dee): when someone is dirty, gross, uncempt, bad hygene, nappy hair, greasy, not very good looking etc.
that bitch is grody...if you touch her you'll probably get Lou Gehrig's disease...
grody by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

messy thirds

getting to fuck a chick that both your boy and his boy got to fuck that night
Yo dude...i've got sloppy seconds on that bitch after our bro gets done fucking her...you can get messy thirds after I'm done beating that shit up...