Brian F from Tampa's definitions

squatter jacks

verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick

We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

messy thirds

getting to fuck a chick that both your boy and his boy got to fuck that night

Yo dude...i've got sloppy seconds on that bitch after our bro gets done fucking her...you can get messy thirds after I'm done beating that shit up...

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

tweever

noun (twee-ver): a redneck bum, or someone who is retarded or stupid or anyone you feel like calling a "tweever"

Hey tweever! Did you're hillbilly ass just get back from muddin' today or did you shit yourself after you finally got your GED a decade after you dropped out of highschool.

by Brian F from Tampa May 8, 2007

grody

adj. (grow-dee): when someone is dirty, gross, uncempt, bad hygene, nappy hair, greasy, not very good looking etc.

that bitch is grody...if you touch her you'll probably get Lou Gehrig's disease...

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

spooginer

noun (spoo-gin-er): a girl with the potential to get spooge inside of her. variant- spoogilicious

She's totally a spooginer. She's not really good looking, but I don't know why everyone, including myself still wants to tag that shit.

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

fwumpty

adj. (fw uhm'-tee): used to describe a girl with nice big titties and/or a nice big booty or a girl with those attributes

Check out that girl over there with that dope ass...dude that shit is fwumpty as fuck...

by Brian F from Tampa December 26, 2008

cheetos

noun or adj. (chee-toes): A girl that's so fat that she gets assorted food products and all kinds of shit stuck in her folds ex. Cheetos underneath the titty folds

Awh fuck, that fat fuck Cheetos is walking in the bar. God I hope she doesn't wreak of 2 week old french fries and mayo uncrusted chocolate bars wedged in her pancake titties.

by Brian F from Tampa May 8, 2007