Brian F from Tampa's definitions
verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick
We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?
by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007
Get the squatter jacksmug. noun (twee-ver): a redneck bum, or someone who is retarded or stupid or anyone you feel like calling a "tweever"
Hey tweever! Did you're hillbilly ass just get back from muddin' today or did you shit yourself after you finally got your GED a decade after you dropped out of highschool.
by Brian F from Tampa May 8, 2007
Get the tweevermug. adj. (fluh-ster-bluh-ster-ee): when something gets someone all in a tizzy and heated up over some stupid trivial nonsense and they won't stop spazzing/talking
Listen, you need to stop tweaking so hard...you're getting all flusterblustery over not getting an extra barbeque sauce when you've already got 5...who gives a fuck?
by Brian F from Tampa May 8, 2007
Get the flusterblusterymug. adj. (fw uhm'-tee): used to describe a girl with nice big titties and/or a nice big booty or a girl with those attributes
by Brian F from Tampa December 26, 2008
Get the fwumptymug. adj. (grow-dee): when someone is dirty, gross, uncempt, bad hygene, nappy hair, greasy, not very good looking etc.
by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007
Get the grodymug. Yo dude...i've got sloppy seconds on that bitch after our bro gets done fucking her...you can get messy thirds after I'm done beating that shit up...
by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007
Get the messy thirdsmug. adj. (sear-ree-awh-si-tee): a state of complete and utter seriousness or a dire situation or a sarcastic seriousness
You're going to jump off of that 2 story parking garage drunk...well this has seriocity written all over it.
by Brian F from Tampa May 8, 2007
Get the seriocitymug.