Brian Balzac's definitions

spackleback

A girl with semen on her back

I pulled out while doing her doggystyle, and gave her a spackleback.

by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008

autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality

choking yourself while having sex with a dead animal of the same gender while setting it on fire.

autoerotic homo necro pyro beastiality

Sick people engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality.

by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008

aft decay

Rotten smelling flatulence

After eating several burritos, I was suffering from aft decay.

by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008