Brian's definitions

SWF

Acronym standing for Single White Female, an abbreviation often used in personal ads

SWF, age 43, looking for long walks on the beach and a place for my 73 cats to live.

by Brian February 17, 2004

Asaeo

false! (used emphatically).
Also used to negate any previous comment in conversation.

Also: Asae (a-say) short

"You owe me 20 bucks from the bar last night."
"OH, Asaeo!"
"Asaeo to your asaeo. You never paid up."

by Brian October 25, 2004

fuckchop

a dumbass, or screw-up. a person that is proficient at fucking things up, especially chopping, and rolling pot.

"adam, you're such a fuckchop you 14 year old asian hurtbag."

by brian September 2, 2004

acura-tlritis

Sadly addicted to www.acura-tl.com

AcuraTLjaTT559 has acura-tlritis. ;)

by Brian March 18, 2004

Loomster

A southern Massachusetts sports team dominiating in tennisball, flag football, and basketball. Members include Amtrak, No Names Necesary, Mr. Bean, Windex, Reds and more.

Loomster won the 2003 Redmond World Series.

by brian March 11, 2004

Fiji

If the name of the game is "grab that tallywacker" then this is the fraternity for you! If you love doing the elephant walk and having your collar popped then you are most definately a Fiji

That Fiji probably shaves his vagina

by Brian April 3, 2005

LIPA

Long
Island
Power
Authority

A gov't run power company serving Long Island, NY. Formerly an independent company called LILCO

The LIPA stacks in Northport can be seen from the top of the Empire State Building on a clear day and are the tallest on the East Coast.

by Brian December 2, 2004