Brever's definitions

Mellowdramatic

When stoned people get paranoid about something that is not actually happening

Jason: Hey man I think that's the cops knocking on the door, flush the drugs!
Paul: Dude can you stop being so mellowdramatic, that's the kettle.

by Brever July 11, 2010

Fifjam

Fuck I'm Funny - Just Ask Me (Acronym)

John: I need wee wee
Sarah: Why must you be so immature?
John: (lol) Fifjam!

by Brever November 27, 2010

Gold Frapp

The rolls of fat on a torso which indicate that the person likes to eat too much. The polite way of raising this with a friend without the fat person becoming aware. Can be defined as upper (above the bra strap), lower (above the belt) or mid (the rarest: between the 2 rolls, commonly appears with upper) Gold Frapp.

Sarah: Omg, check out the mid Gold Frapp!
Wendy: You're not kidding!

by Brever July 11, 2010

Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019

Reverse Scul

To vomit profusely after drinking alcohol profusely

Jane: Where is that hot guy who was sculling Jagerbombs?
Mary: He's in the backyard doing a reverse scul.

by Brever July 11, 2010

Caraoke

Like karaoke, but in a car.

Trapped in the back seat of the station wagon with screaming children and a dog with gastro I realised things could have been worse as soon as the caraoke started.

by Brever September 22, 2014

Mongo

A failed attempt at a mono or manual while riding a bmx. Usually results in the rider going over backwards.

John: So Katrina, have you learnt any tricks on your new bmx?
Katrina: Well I've aced the mongo.

by Brever July 11, 2010