Brett 's definitions

wompus

the state of being an ass to others.

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.

by Brett December 3, 2004

jerknuts

A dumbass or tool.

Can you believe that jernuts kevin got a tattoo of Ireland on his arm!?

by Brett August 25, 2003

up

The direction facing away from the field of gravity that most affects the traveler.

The elevator took us up to the seven-and-a-half floor.

by Brett April 7, 2004

thick chick

a girl who happens to have some excess junk in her trunk

(brett kaz nd shane)

damn son... not even richard simmons could help that think chick

jeez... are you drunk...? that right there is a thick chick!

by brett December 24, 2004

Geek Pimp

A geek who believes that he's such a huge pimp, just because all the geeky girls talk to him.

"Hi, how are you?" - Edward
"Hey what's up Edward?" - Girl
*Girl Walks Off*
"Ugh! That guy is such a geek, I don't even know why I talk to him!" - Girl

by Brett January 25, 2005

Captain America

poofter army asshole

captain america thinks he one tough son-of-a-bitch(mark flissinger)

by brett August 11, 2003

troll

one who causes major trouble on discussion boards, chat rooms, and other online things.

Trolls are usually the ones that are anonymous on many sites so they aren't seen, and then they are able to cause major disruptions to sites.

Post one: where can i find a download for this file.
Post two: WTF, just use the freakin search feature, and you'll find it.

by brett January 20, 2004