Brett 's definitions

the screen savers

A show that has gone downhill since ZdTv turned into Techtv and then into complete garbage G4Techtv

Watch out there goes G4 they might just try and turn you into a worthless host!

by Brett August 23, 2004

New Hampshire

The most underrated state in the nation. Short drive to the city, to the shore and to the mountains. Massachusetts winos' savior on Sunday. Massachusetts whinos' savior around Christmas.

I love New Hampshire.

by Brett May 13, 2005

laptizzie

lap top computer portable

thats a nice laptizzie

by brett April 5, 2005

Rock

a term for a basketball

like "yo nigga toss me the rock"

by Brett August 20, 2003

youns

you guys, you all

hey what are youns doin tonight

by Brett May 22, 2003

skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.

On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.

by Brett July 21, 2005

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005