3 definitions by Breton Ryan

E-whipped

When social media takes over your sex life.

He's so E-whipped he'd prefer cruising FB to getting a blow-job...

by Breton Ryan September 14, 2016

daddyctator

A homo who only allows non-recipricle oral... I am speaking from experience as I dated this rare creature, very unsatisfying.

Daddydicktator is a man who only receives oral sex, no payback for your efforts. My ex was a Daddydicktator, selfish beast, he fancied himself a father figure. Is that legal? Root word, Daddyctator.

by Breton Ryan September 14, 2016

hornipulate

Like manipulate only hornipulate means to try to manipulate someone to the point where they are horny, ergo 'hornipulate'...

I had to hornipulate to get him in 'the mood' for sex.

by Breton Ryan May 15, 2016