Brendan's definitions
by brendan January 27, 2005
Get the bammamug. Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.
"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"
by brendan June 26, 2004
Get the e-standardsmug. 
Get the Dipstickmug. A walking track around a grassland area. Used by people walking their dogs, cyclists, runners and doped up dirt bikers.
by Brendan April 7, 2003
Get the Red Ashmug. by brendan March 7, 2004
Get the nanamug. Sage Hill is a school that all in all is bullshit.
1. For $19000 dollars a year not only could one get a decent education they could get the education with a gorilla fucking them up the ass.
2. It contains individuals such as the Palleys. An ugly family with way to much money. And they also show to places uninvited.
3. For 19 grand they will gladly fuck your sense of community so far up that you will never see the world as it is.
4. Full of liberals that want to legalize gay marriage, and want us all to lose our fire arms.
5. Even though they have 19 grand per student... the chairs, computesr, and doors all suck shit.
6. 2. There was a teacher that had gay porn on the internet... i rest my case
fuck teh paleys
1. For $19000 dollars a year not only could one get a decent education they could get the education with a gorilla fucking them up the ass.
2. It contains individuals such as the Palleys. An ugly family with way to much money. And they also show to places uninvited.
3. For 19 grand they will gladly fuck your sense of community so far up that you will never see the world as it is.
4. Full of liberals that want to legalize gay marriage, and want us all to lose our fire arms.
5. Even though they have 19 grand per student... the chairs, computesr, and doors all suck shit.
6. 2. There was a teacher that had gay porn on the internet... i rest my case
fuck teh paleys
by brendan February 11, 2005
Get the Sage Hillmug. Programme downloadable from NASA allowing the user to view satellite imagery across the entire inhabited globe - football stadiums etc can be recgonised. Some areas in the USA are even more detailed with the USGS-1m imagery - individual buildings can be identified.
by brendan December 1, 2004
Get the WorldWindmug.