Brat wife's definitions

brat wife

A rich mans' much younger wife who can use her charms to get attention and anything she wants.

That's Clare, the younger wife . I call her the brat wife because she's only got to look at John and he's shooting cash out to her account.

by Brat wife December 21, 2023

shirkman

Sherksman ;a tradesman/ woman who cuts corners and doesn't put much effort in.

Had a plumber in earlier . Charged me £300 to fix a leak and only twiddled a screw , they spent most of my 3 hours supping tea. The screw came loose again and the leak's worse now because of that shirkman .

by Brat wife December 28, 2023

cauliflower cunt

An infection around the genitals that looks like little trees on a cauliflower .

Dr sent Steph from quid shop to GUM for treatment. She's got cauliflower cunt . Looks like a forest the little growths look like oak trees

by Brat wife December 21, 2023