Brat wife's definitions

brat wife

A rich mans' much younger wife who can use her charms to get attention and anything she wants.

That's Clare, the younger wife . I call her the brat wife because she's only got to look at John and he's shooting cash out to her account.

by Brat wife December 21, 2023

cauliflower cunt

An infection around the genitals that looks like little trees on a cauliflower .

Dr sent Steph from quid shop to GUM for treatment. She's got cauliflower cunt . Looks like a forest the little growths look like oak trees

by Brat wife December 21, 2023

shirkman

Sherksman ;a tradesman/ woman who cuts corners and doesn't put much effort in.

Had a plumber in earlier . Charged me £300 to fix a leak and only twiddled a screw , they spent most of my 3 hours supping tea. The screw came loose again and the leak's worse now because of that shirkman .

by Brat wife December 28, 2023