Brandon's definitions

Dickie

When a man is so fat, Obese, that when he looks down he cannot find his male genetals, or the penis, so he has to use a mirror

Your mother

by brandon March 12, 2004

Heteroflexible

A sexual orientation not restricted to a certain sex. Persons who are Heteroflexible 'swing both ways'.

Synonyms:

Bisexual
Bi

I dated this heteroflexible girl one time and she'd bring other girls home with her for us to share.

by Brandon January 4, 2005

Wankster

A person who wanks alot... Look up wanker

Kevin pitura is a wankster

by Brandon October 31, 2004

8th

you dumbfucks, its always 3.5 grams and its like always $50, its an 8th of an ounce

Dave said he was gonna buy two dubs for $40, but I told him to save up $10 more and buy an 8th.

by brandon May 13, 2005

Jamie's grilled cheese

A grilled cheese made in the toaster, not in an oven or stovetop.

After making a Jamie's grilled cheese, one should be prepared to clean it up.

by Brandon January 23, 2005

half

its a half an ounce of bud, or 14 grams. usually sells for $150, just make sure you dont get caught with that shit or itll become a federal case and youll get screwed for distribution, otherwise its a good deal cuz your practically payin $10 a dub, allowing you to make $280 on it

Nick just comped a half ounce that hes gonna sell to buy an ounce.

by brandon May 13, 2005

put on blast

The act of exposing someone's personal information, which would rather be kept a secret.

She put him on blast when she revealed he had VD.

by Brandon November 21, 2003