dtd

Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.

Bob slipped it in and then ran. He is the o.g. DTD.

by Brandon February 20, 2005

Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

by Brandon March 22, 2004

dmb

N: Dave Mathews Band also called the best band by Mike and Jake.

I like dmb

by Brandon December 14, 2003

A'ight Blah

When a person is disgusted or just plain annoyed by what someone else is saying; just tell them "a'ight...blah"!

What are you talking about man? A'ight blah!

by Brandon November 29, 2004

Bumjum

hobo "man juice" that hobos keep in a jar for their whole life on the streets. Hobos use it as a pick me up
after a long night in the garbage can.

"that hobo has a really big can of bumjum in his knapsack.

by Brandon February 15, 2004

partooken

What happens when Nate tries to spell when sleep deprived.

I wish I was cool enough to partooken in that activity.

by Brandon October 10, 2003

brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 05, 2014