Brandon's definitions

douche bag

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.

hey general jackson, you are being a real douche baggus maximus.

by Brandon November 10, 2003

Blownshift

Bipolar. Insane in the membrane. Not right. Dim-witted. Imbecile.

See also: retarded, special, dumb, brandon.

Special Ed and Blownshift are brothers.

by Brandon February 25, 2004

Nut Dumpster.

Is an orifice of choice where one will store his sperm.

Yeah we got it on! I filled her nut dumpster to the brim.

by Brandon June 23, 2004

sausage fest

A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.

"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."

by Brandon October 21, 2004

Flamer

One who enjoys prancing like a baby fawn, and speaking with purposely generated speech impediment.

Why is that kid from American idol such a flamer?

by Brandon September 19, 2003

deez nuts

Childish, but funny prank, made hilarious when you can get some gullible person to fall for it.

Person 1: Hey, you know Dee?
Person 2: Dee who?
Person 3: DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!

by Brandon December 1, 2003

Sausage Fest

A party of only men, where the sole purpose is to cook and eat sausage and bratwurst.

SausageFest 2003

by Brandon December 4, 2003