Brandon's definitions

Ron Artest

1.going absoultely crazy when slightly provoked by others.

Do not throw a beer at me sir, or i'll Ron Artest your ass!

by brandon November 20, 2004

Ayass

Northern pronunciation of "ass" see also Bam Margera

God! What an ayass!

by Brandon December 5, 2003

tweaker

one who 'tweaks balls' as in one who uses the drug methamphetamine to get amped and then shakes around and talks non-stop.

I would have asked Mary to help me study for my test but she's such a tweaker --she couldn't sit still for more than 2 minutes so that's why I got a D+

by brandon December 3, 2002

lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.

by Brandon August 2, 2004

doubley

twice as many without saying double

first we had to go to the assembly now we have to go back to class!! this day is doublely gay.

by brandon December 27, 2004

nargis

a universal something or other capable of not only cooking stuff, not only being a remedy to all of your problems, but also a wonderful saddle for your pet camel/llama/oompaloompa hybrid

by Brandon August 31, 2003

queff

when a girl is having sex and farts out of her cunt

i was having sex last nihgt and she queffed all over me

by Brandon February 21, 2005