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A theoretical being that some philosophers use to discuss consciousness. A zombie is identical to a regular person in every way (including his behavior), except that he has no subjective, conscious experience at all. The thought experiment goes something like: "How do you know if someone is a zombie?"

Philosophers like John Searle assert that the theoretical possibility of zombies severely hinders our ability to observe and study the phenomenon of consciousness objectively.

Many materialists, however, assert that if a being was structurally and behaviorally identical to a regular person, then consciousness would result as an emergent property -- zombies cannot exist.
Daniel Dennett doesn't believe in zombies.
by Brad December 1, 2003
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to throw-up, be sick, vomit, etc.
That motherfucker at the party was urchin' everywhere!
by Brad January 23, 2004
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that ass is packed with a multitude of flesh. a gaping butthole
man she got some junk in da trunk
by Brad October 6, 2004
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1. A cover phrase used as a stand-in for any secretive or illicit act that one does not want to made public.

2. Used to describe any unknown act; usually of an illicit or frowned-upon nature.
"What'd I do last night? Eh, not much. I got in, made some dinner, hauled some yorkie and went to bed."

"Nobody's gonna be hauling any yorkie on my watch!"
by Brad August 12, 2004
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Acronym meaning Dark Lord of the Sith. Orginated in Star Wars, most commonly used when refering to Darth Vader.
Darth Vader was a true DLotS.
by Brad May 18, 2004
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Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

See also:
ashtray; carcass; birdcage
Speed this up carcass
by Brad February 27, 2004
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