junk in da trunk

that ass is packed with a multitude of flesh. a gaping butthole
man she got some junk in da trunk
by brad October 06, 2004
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Hauling Yorkie

1. A cover phrase used as a stand-in for any secretive or illicit act that one does not want to made public.

2. Used to describe any unknown act; usually of an illicit or frowned-upon nature.
"What'd I do last night? Eh, not much. I got in, made some dinner, hauled some yorkie and went to bed."

"Nobody's gonna be hauling any yorkie on my watch!"
by Brad August 12, 2004
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purdy num num

1) bird food
2) dude with cool pants
num num.

num num.
puuuuuurrrrrdy num num.
by brad November 26, 2003
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flog the log

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.
There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.
by Brad June 05, 2004
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Totse

A Online Knowlege Oriented manifestation of ethreal wisdom where one can attain knowledge and ample discretion on the utilization and potential ramifications therof.
Totse a haven for paranoids and visionaries
by Brad June 09, 2004
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copoclephilist

Collector of Keyrings!
you are a proper copoclephilist
by brad April 02, 2005
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