Lisa: I would really be turned on if I could peg you tonight.
Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.
Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Smoker is a guy that likes to eat out his girlfriend's ass, so called because he puts his lips on her butt (compared to putting his lips on a cigarette butt).
Blonde Suzy: Why is Jace always following Bri around staring at her ass?
Dirty Dee: I think Jace might be a Smoker.
Dirty Dee: I think Jace might be a Smoker.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.
Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Hack job is when someone does a really bad job at something because they were messy or unprofessional.
Joe Blo: Man those Carpenters did a real stabby job to my place.
Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?
Joe Blo: You know what I mean.
Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?
Joe Blo: You know what I mean.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
George thought he was going to give a great speech, but the audience only haha'd him out of the stadium.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Mack: That Jenny is a real piece of work.
Jay: I know! Isn't she a Pizza?
Mack: No doubt, brother, no doubt..
Jay: I know! Isn't she a Pizza?
Mack: No doubt, brother, no doubt..
by Box Worm November 25, 2019