Potato is a dull or boring person.
Johnny: I think I'll take a walk today because it's supposed to be nice outside.
Darcy: Potato.
Bill: Potato.
Fred: Potato.
Gina: Just bake and add cheese.
Darcy: Potato.
Bill: Potato.
Fred: Potato.
Gina: Just bake and add cheese.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Jay: I love to eat out Jenny's Candy Box because I am such a Box Worm.
Jack: I prefer to flip them over and nail that Cooter Box.
Charlie: I'd rather just avoid my wife's drama and drink beer.
Jack: I prefer to flip them over and nail that Cooter Box.
Charlie: I'd rather just avoid my wife's drama and drink beer.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Mom: I notice you seem happy with Jerry, but I never see him buy you anything.
Camilla: That's just because he's my toe daddy.
Mom: Oh okay.
Camilla: That's just because he's my toe daddy.
Mom: Oh okay.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Joe: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Dave: I don't know.
Joe: None cuz they're all in the dark crying.
Dave: I don't know.
Joe: None cuz they're all in the dark crying.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
by Box Worm December 01, 2019

Drama Queen is one that's concerned with turning all personal issues they have with people into public issues (drama).
Al: Tim was a pretty good friend, until he decided that my sex life was everyone else's business. I have no tolerance for a Drama Queen.
Kate: I never liked Tim to begin with. I always thought he was fake.
Kate: I never liked Tim to begin with. I always thought he was fake.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".
*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*
Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.
Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
