Bowman's definitions

dope

Someone clumsy or foolish, a variant of "dolt".

"You stupid dope!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

hoser

Canadian term popularized by the McKenzie brothers referring to someone clumsy or stupid who drinks beer excessivly.

"You hoser, eh!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

effing

A variant of "fucking" used on Canadian television, primarily "Royal Canadian Air Farce". Pre-teens have been known to use in when quoting and the term "fucking" comes up in the quotation.

"That's effin' ridiculous!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

speedball

To combine cocaine and heroin in one douse, or a drug in it's own that is a combination of cocaine and heroin, so the desired user can take it at once. Some have termed it a more organized version of speed, which is why it is called "speedball", because it's been packed together organized, with actual care, like it takes care to make a ball.

Most people prefer Speed to Speedball, unless they mistake them."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

shibby

A term for mariujana or a joint.

"I bought me a shibby over at Duncan's."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

privates

A respectful term for testicles or female organs.

Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.

by Bowman June 16, 2002

penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.

"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."

by Bowman June 16, 2002