office chair ballet

A turning dance performed with the aid of office chairs. May be synchronized with people you work with that you like.

In office chair ballet I can do eleven pirouettes!

by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010

veggie del norte

1. vegetables that have migrated so far north they have become frozen.
2. Any kind of frozen vegetable.

Bottom doesn’t have any fresh salad fixings, but he can serve veggie del norte anytime.

by Bottom Ford May 02, 2010

business babble

Language used only in the business world, to add verisimilitude to an otherwise spurious argument.

Bottom’s contribution at the managers meeting was pure business babble: “Only if we focus on our core competencies can be hope to appear impactful to our competitors.”

by Bottom Ford May 02, 2010

Driving While Gray

A rude and age-ist accusation made by young drivers against older drivers whose speed does not exceed the legal limit.

“Grandma Death’s doing five miles an hour. Oh wait, six now.”
“Clearly a case of driving while gray.”

by Bottom Ford April 06, 2010

grabity

A natural force that causes one creature to grab or grope another.

Overcome by the force of grabity, Bottom sank his claws into the bunny’s flesh.

“I would not,” he explained to the bunny, “invade your personal space in this way, were it not for the force of grabity.”

by Bottom Ford April 19, 2010

hand hula

A dance you can do with your hands while sitting at a stop light.

When Teenage Dream came on I wanted to jump out of my seat, but because I was driving I had to settle for the hand hula.

by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010

independently destitute

Describes an unemployed friend who always has time for fun. This friend has a taste for luxury, but no money.

What does Bottom do for a living?
Nothing, man. He’s independently destitute.

by Bottom Ford June 12, 2009