A natural force that causes one creature to grab or grope another.
Overcome by the force of grabity, Bottom sank his claws into the bunny’s flesh.
“I would not,” he explained to the bunny, “invade your personal space in this way, were it not for the force of grabity.”
When you are trying to eat Jello in an impaired state and it jumps to its death somewhere below the dish.
“Did any of that Jello get into your mouth?”
“No, it was a Jello suicide.”
Abrasion caused by contact with rocks/reef in a surfing accident.
"Dig Bottom's reef rash. He wiped out bad."
One of those annoying virgins who is super-friendly
Bottom went to his class reunion, which had been organized by an extravirg with nothing better to do.
When you say something you know will cause your friend to make a face, and you make it first to avert an accusation of mimicry.
“I’m not mimicking you if I pout first.”
“It’s preemptive mimicry!”
Buy a
preemptive mimicry
mug!
A turning dance performed with the aid of office chairs. May be synchronized with people you work with that you like.
In office chair ballet I can do eleven pirouettes!
Buy a
office chair ballet
mug!
An adjective to describe anything worth blushing about.
Bottom hardly ever does anything blushworthy, but last week he was sleeping too close to the edge and fell off the bed.
