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Bottom’s contribution at the managers meeting was pure business babble: “Only if we focus on our core competencies can be hope to appear impactful to our competitors.”
by Bottom Ford May 2, 2010
Get the business babble mug.1. vegetables that have migrated so far north they have become frozen.
2. Any kind of frozen vegetable.
2. Any kind of frozen vegetable.
by Bottom Ford May 2, 2010
Get the veggie del norte mug.1. The few words one knows in another language sufficient to start a fight.
2. A fight over the proper use of a word.
2. A fight over the proper use of a word.
1. Bottom doesn’t speak Spanish; he only knows enough of the lingua fracas to get into trouble.
2. “ ‘Impact’ is a verb only in the lingua fracas.”
“You mean, like, when my fist impacts your face?”
2. “ ‘Impact’ is a verb only in the lingua fracas.”
“You mean, like, when my fist impacts your face?”
by Bottom Ford May 1, 2010
Get the lingua fracas mug.Overcome by the force of grabity, Bottom sank his claws into the bunny’s flesh.
“I would not,” he explained to the bunny, “invade your personal space in this way, were it not for the force of grabity.”
“I would not,” he explained to the bunny, “invade your personal space in this way, were it not for the force of grabity.”
by Bottom Ford April 19, 2010
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Get the mattress worship mug.A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.
“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”
by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010
Get the stealth walker mug.A rude and age-ist accusation made by young drivers against older drivers whose speed does not exceed the legal limit.
“Grandma Death’s doing five miles an hour. Oh wait, six now.”
“Clearly a case of driving while gray.”
“Clearly a case of driving while gray.”
by Bottom Ford April 6, 2010
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