A rude and age-ist accusation made by young drivers against older drivers whose speed does not exceed the legal limit.
“Grandma Death’s doing five miles an hour. Oh wait, six now.”
“Clearly a case of driving while gray.”
“Clearly a case of driving while gray.”
by Bottom Ford April 06, 2010
Knowledge or a system of knowledge covering improbable results of spa treatments or the operation of spa logic especially as fabricated for sales purposes and concerned with bodily appearance and sense pleasures.
by Bottom Ford June 08, 2009
A weather condition frequently seen in family photographs of a certain age, brought on by the ill-considered use of Scotch tape in scrapbooks and picture frames.
by Bottom Ford January 02, 2010
Overcome by the force of grabity, Bottom sank his claws into the bunny’s flesh.
“I would not,” he explained to the bunny, “invade your personal space in this way, were it not for the force of grabity.”
“I would not,” he explained to the bunny, “invade your personal space in this way, were it not for the force of grabity.”
by Bottom Ford April 19, 2010
When you say something you know will cause your friend to make a face, and you make it first to avert an accusation of mimicry.
by Bottom Ford September 28, 2010
Bottom hardly ever does anything blushworthy, but last week he was sleeping too close to the edge and fell off the bed.
by Bottom Ford September 03, 2010
When Teenage Dream came on I wanted to jump out of my seat, but because I was driving I had to settle for the hand hula.
by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010