Boots 's definitions

silly salad smut

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.

~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors

by Boots August 2, 2003

pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality

Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.

by Boots August 3, 2004

Epler

Nice, Nice!

*point fingers*

by Boots June 4, 2003

GLASS HARMONICA

A rare container used to hold beverages in minibars so as to make them difficult to replace.

Do you have Coke in a glass harmonica?

by Boots December 27, 2007

sugardots

a form of a headline that spans two pages, connected by ellipses

At the community newspaper ...
... people did this all the time

by Boots November 30, 2004

Manjoe

A big Goon

The Big Manjoe

by boots June 24, 2003

BSC

Acronym for "Butt Sex Circle". See BST except connect the engine to the caboose to form a circle. A good time for all.

"Grant and Forrest had a good BST going, but once a few more joined in, they joined up for a BSC!"

by Boots April 25, 2004