Bonzai 's definitions

vortex

any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.

"you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you don't wanna get caught up in that vortex."

by bonzai March 3, 2005

jaw

to talk extensively about something in an overly proud or boastful manner;

also, to ramble on endlessly, usually about trivial on nonsensical stuff

"dude kept jawing about how he scored all kinds of babes "back in the day" !"

"I swear sometimes when I'm on the phone with her, she'll keep jawing until it feels like my ear will fall off!"

by bonzai April 17, 2005

lumen

1 : the cavity of a tubular organ or part the lumen of a blood vessel
2 : the bore of a tube (as of a hollow needle or catheter)
3 : a unit of luminous flux equal to the light emitted in a unit solid angle by a uniform point source of one candle intensity

The ReVolt is waterproof and rechargeable with a whopping 300 lumens at full power.

by Bonzai May 31, 2018

swami

a highly respected and revered individual; someone with status, a bmoc

"who's the swami of this establishment?"

by bonzai November 14, 2003

nebular

describing something very cool or awesome

dude your new set of wheels is like totally awesome!

very neb-yoo-larr indeed!

by bonzai January 12, 2004

strato

describing a state of being high/intoxicated (usually from a "controlled" substance)

rufus said that he got majorly strato after smoking that killer weed

by bonzai March 25, 2004

coat rack

another term for a mullet

virgil still kept his coat rack even years after he left tennessee.

by bonzai April 27, 2004