Bonny lad's definitions

ranny

I believe I heard some charver scumbag or other use this word to mean 'hungry'. Possibly derived from 'ravenous'. As in:

Eee, ah feel puar ranny th'knaas. Let's howay doon the lurcal Greggs!

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Howdon Claw

A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.

"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

yem

Geordie word meaning 'home'.

"Fook that mate, ah's gannin' yem."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

taab

Geordie slang meaning 'cigarette'.

"Oy fella, lenz a taab will ye, ah's gaspin' forra smurke"

by Bonny lad December 22, 2006

Weapon

Cambridge area slang adjective meaning 'good'. Is opposite to 'budget'.

"Check out my new Nova. I reckon its proper weapon."
"Nah mate, it's well budget" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Bonzer

Simply means brilliant.

"Wow. That's Bonzer!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Piss Hatch

The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.

"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004