Bonny lad's definitions

Amp

Short for amputee. Not that I condone use of this word, it just ought to be defined, that's all.

I believe he's an amp.

by Bonny lad November 17, 2004

send an urgent fax

verb. To become suddenly taken away from whatever you are doing by the vast need to deposit a particularly tempestuous turd which gives no warning of its presence whatsoever until the very last minute.

Sexy new secretary: "So, do you want to grab a bite to eat?"
You: (face going purple) "Sorry love, I've got to send an urgent fax."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

yem

Geordie word meaning 'home'.

"Fook that mate, ah's gannin' yem."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Twote

If someone is a bit of a scrote and a bit of a twat, then they're a Twote.

You know what, he's a real twote.

by Bonny lad November 30, 2004

part me hair

When you want to go for a number two, you are in fact going to 'part your hair'.

"Bloody kebab. I'm off to part me hair."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Bait

North east england pit-worker slang for lunch.

"Alreet, whatcha got fer yer bait?"
"Boiled ham."
"Canny."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Fodey

Short for forty four, as in .44 Magnum.

"Good gracious Ian, the girl scouts are back seeling more of those disgustin cookies!"
"Don't panic, Barbara. I'm packin' my fodey."

by Bonny lad November 14, 2004