Crossword Nazi

Everybody's favourite asshole. This is the type of person who makes sure that THEY are the ones who get to do every last crossword in the sunday papers, even if YOU bought the damn paper yourself. Can be widened in meaning to encompass anybody who has a tendency to make sure they get all the enjoyment out of something which is quite trivial, yet in principle is still quite important.
"Christ's sake Billy, you've already popped all the little bubbles of air in this entire roll of bubble wrap. I wanted to do some! You're such a crossword nazi!"
"Gott in Himmel! Ich bin ein Berlinner!"
"What the fuck have donuts got to do with anything, foo?"
by Bonny lad November 14, 2004
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Amp

Short for amputee. Not that I condone use of this word, it just ought to be defined, that's all.
I believe he's an amp.
by Bonny lad November 17, 2004
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part me hair

When you want to go for a number two, you are in fact going to 'part your hair'.
"Bloody kebab. I'm off to part me hair."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Brahms and Liszt

Rhyming slang, meaning 'pissed'. Note that this is the UK meaning of pissed, as in 'drunk', rather than the American meaning of 'angry'. Is usually shortened to Brahmsed.
"Hey there, d'you want to drive me home?"
"Nah love, I'm absolutely brahmsed."
by Bonny lad November 14, 2004
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Gnat's Chuff

If something is extremely tight, then it could be said to be 'tighter than a gnat's chuff.'
"So there I was yeah, just pulled this crackin' bird yeah, took her upstairs, took her mini off, and whoa! She was tighter than a gnat's chuff!"
"Colin, please don't talk like that at the dinnertable."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Chatting Breeze

London slang for talking nonsense, or speaking of something about which you have no clear understanding.
"Bingly bongly boo. Snippety-snappety-blarg. Goo ferplunk moo-ha ha ha."
"Man, don't chat breeze."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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