monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

crystal whore

one who appears to be addicted to crystal meth, however; only collects it and never uses it... or rarely uses it and turns into a complete ass.

quit being such a crystal whore and give me some.

by bogart March 07, 2005

mongolion cluster fuck

a mass orgy, not really mongolion, that is extreamly uncoordinated.

something messy, or messed up

(standing in a crowded restaurant)*it's like a mongolion cluster fuck in here*

by bogart March 10, 2005

Jib

to come splatter a persons face...

i jibbed so hard her head got stuck to the pillow

by bogart May 13, 2005

suck the dole

term used to describe someone who sucks cock. derogitory insult both to the person and the bannana.

dude, quit suckin the dole....

by bogart May 13, 2005

hump junky

term used to describe the reaction one gets when a person or group of people mention drugs and/or drug use, similar to a dry hump motion.

john's such a hump junky he gets a hard on when his friends talk about cocaine

by bogart March 07, 2005

aeol

when two women, a donkey, beer and/or mixed drinks are combimed... usualy with a croud present, and durring or immediatly after a cockfight.... the rest is up to the individuals imagination

oh man, i went to mexico and saw an aeol... it wasn't nearly as good as the one in sweden though.

by bogart March 07, 2005