P_O_C

<pawk> strange and silent person with symptoms such as misery, taking things too seriously, not living, closing himself in, not getting out and holding strange opinions. also see "Social retard"

<pee-oh-see> more formal, intelligent and sexy than above

hey, let down your hair P_O_C! get out of your shell!

you P_O_C! why not get out a little!

by Bogart June 25, 2004

monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

soldier

Inner-city individual, not neccessarily a criminal or gang member, but someone influential, with street cred, and in general desirable socially. Comes from the 60's nick-name for young black panthers(a politically-minded para-military organization) movement members.

James takes care of his friends & family, he knows all the right people to talk to when they get themselves in trouble...he's a soldier.

by Bogart December 23, 2004

ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

by bogart March 07, 2005

oberling

term used to define one who hogs or is stingy with cocain. similar to a bogart

you're such an oberling, now cut me a line damn it

by bogart March 07, 2005

dirty john

the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High

* now children, do you're homework
- i'll give you a dirty john if you don't shut up.

by bogart March 09, 2005

hump junky

term used to describe the reaction one gets when a person or group of people mention drugs and/or drug use, similar to a dry hump motion.

john's such a hump junky he gets a hard on when his friends talk about cocaine

by bogart March 07, 2005