dirtbird

Someone who doesn't wash that often. (Northern Irish slang)

He's such a dirtbird, you can always smell him before you see him.

by Boc2 November 10, 2007

shitting bricks

The sort of fear your asshole knows about. A strange mix of constipation and anal laxity.

He was sat outside the headmasters office for half an hour, and he was shitting bricks the whole time.

by Boc2 November 10, 2007

bellyaching

Moaning or complaining, like a kid with a sore tummy.

My head hurts, my tummy hurts, my legs are sore, I'm tired, I've no money, I've no friends, why does nobody like me?.... etc, etc

Will you quit your bellyaching?

by Boc2 November 10, 2007