Definitions by Bobby Tables
Webmaster
An outdated occupation, just like haberdasher, miliner or blacksmith.
In mediaeval times, every website had a Webmaster who used his mystical computing powers to keep all the flashing text, unreadable links and "under construction" signs safely in place.
These days people have found other ways of making websites work, and the last use of the word "webmaster" happened on Geocities some time in 2004.
In mediaeval times, every website had a Webmaster who used his mystical computing powers to keep all the flashing text, unreadable links and "under construction" signs safely in place.
These days people have found other ways of making websites work, and the last use of the word "webmaster" happened on Geocities some time in 2004.
Webmaster by Bobby Tables October 26, 2009
Humbled
- You've just won the Nobel Peace Prize for basically not being George Bush. How do you feel?
- Humbled. I feel humbled.
- Oh, OK. You seem like a good guy.
- Humbled. I feel humbled.
- Oh, OK. You seem like a good guy.
Humbled by Bobby Tables October 9, 2009
Mid-shelf
A magazine that isn't pornographic enough to be top-shelf, but is still sold more or less with the single purpose of providing material for masturbation. Often contain women who believe themselves to be famous for something other than their breasts.
My girlfriend doesn't like me buying porn, so I just get the mid-shelf magazines and pretend it's for the gadget reviews.
Since Gemma Atkinson left Hollyoaks, her entire career has been posing for mid-shelf magazines.
Since Gemma Atkinson left Hollyoaks, her entire career has been posing for mid-shelf magazines.
Mid-shelf by Bobby Tables September 9, 2009
Directional
Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.
Directional by Bobby Tables July 8, 2009