Definitions by Bob Only

Instavictim

Name for someone who acts like a victim on social media after you honestly report their account for legitimate B.S.

also acting passive aggressive and denying it while making clap back posts about people they know or follow.

Christi is acting like such an instavictim after I reported her for stealing my business name.

Instavictim by Bob Only August 25, 2026

Cryptoclap

Cryptoclap
noun: A public social-media response directed at a specific person without naming or directly addressing them, usually written vaguely enough to maintain plausible deniability.

“She posted, ‘Some people really need to learn when they’re not wanted,’ two hours after my post. Girl, that is a cryptoclap.”
“Did you see her post? She’s such a cryptoclapper!”

Cryptoclap by Bob Only August 24, 2026

Fauxmalone

Faux Malone — an individual exhibiting suspiciously Post Malone-like behavior while decidedly not being Post Malone.

Susan has been acting weird lately, new tattoos, drinking bud light, suddenly charming- she’s such a fauxmalone.

Fauxmalone by Bob Only August 24, 2026

Fauxmalonitis

Fauxmalonitis — the psychological condition caused by being repeatedly stalked, pursued, or otherwise inundated by suspiciously fake Post-Malone-adjacent entities/ accounts until the afflicted person begins to wonder whether reality itself has become a fan account.

Condition has varying states of severity including: fauxmalonitis fatigue, advanced fauxmalonitis, and fauxmalonitis induced psychosis

All the faux posty accounts got me having fauxmalonitis fatigue doc says if it gets worse I’ll have full blown fauxmalonitis!

Fauxmalonitis by Bob Only August 23, 2026