Bob Jones's definitions

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

by bob jones March 19, 2005

piano

(noun) an ancient method of torture devised by cruel parents in order to deprive their children of the will to resist

Parent: Go practice the piano now! No getting off that bench until you've played an hour and a half!

by bob jones March 17, 2005

turn the pages

to lick your fingers before rubbing a female's pussy

" Dude...did you turn her pages?"

"Hell yeah i did"

by bob jones March 24, 2004

hypersexual

showing excessive concern with or indulgence in sexual activity

Every teenage male.

by Bob Jones May 3, 2004

fakey

When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.

So I was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then I gave her a fakey!

by Bob Jones November 25, 2003

fear ninja

Runescape God and icon worshiped by all who know him and loves to kill noobs with his friend Runeknight 95.

Fear Ninja is the king!

by Bob Jones January 9, 2005

neenoo

the word used by silly people in new jersey. it means yes, or i love you.

DOnt tell me all this air humping is leading to knowhere. NeeNoo

by bob jones October 20, 2004