Bob Gurch's definitions

ÿ

It's the letter Y, with two dots on top. I imagine that ÿ is pronounced differently from y, but if so, I don't know what the difference actually is.

Person 1: "Look, that ÿ has two dots on it!"
Person 2: "Must be a misprint."

by Bob Gurch August 27, 2004

Gah!

See under Gah.

Gah! I've come to the wrong page!

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Pons

1. Brand of German dictionary

2. Synonym for 'crap'

1. Give me the Pons...

2. Well, that's just Pons, isn't it?

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

prat

Alternative spelling for the surname of Angela Pratt, Head of Sixth Form.

Guess what? Prat's just closed the CR again, because SOMEBODY MOVED A CHAIR!

by Bob Gurch March 3, 2005

remove

The act of taking something away.

Do not remove this definition.

by Bob Gurch August 27, 2004

—

It's a horizontal line. Longer than -, but not quite as long as ——.

Person 1: "Look, I've made a —."
Person 2: "So what, look at my ————."

by Bob Gurch August 27, 2004

®

Symbol denoting a registered trademark. Can be written (R) if you are using a crap font that doesn't have ® in it.

Person 1: "Microsoft® Windows® XP is a registered trademark of Microsoft® Corporation."

Person 2: "Who are you, Bill Gates or something? Shut up."

by Bob Gurch August 27, 2004