boobies

Two bouncy and desirable podules attached to a female's chest area. Big daark nipples which stick out make them even better. Just lick the nipple area and then squeeze with both hands and bounce up and down and you're sure to get a boner.

Big Betty's boobies fell out of her swimming costume whilst playing football.

by bob September 21, 2003

douche bag

A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!

My friend, that piece of shit!

by Bob November 17, 2004

reckey

When something isn't kool

when you hair is puffy and your part is crooked and off to the side

by bob May 13, 2005

jobbing

Jobb-ing. Whenever you lose you job.

Losing. For example losting the elg. Any time you lection counts as a job.

by Bob March 05, 2004

klepto

Short for Kelptomaniac. Someone who collects and/or steals things at random and without reason. Someone with Kleptomania.

Yo homes, that nigga got klepto! Waste his ass!

I want to definte the word klepto on urbandictionary.com

by Bob July 30, 2004

communism

A form of government, which is based on equality, destroyed by greed and fear.

That country was communist but the rulers of another country decided that it should not be.

by Bob October 28, 2003

plugs

the jewelry worn in stretched piercings. not called gauges. gauges are what the sizes are called. calling it a gauge would be like somebody asking you what you bought, and instead of saying a tshirt you said "A medium".

The kids plugs are 00 gauge.

by bob November 13, 2003