Bob's definitions

Porsche

Proves Only Rich Shits Can Have Everything

by bob July 10, 2003

Southington

where all the girls are ugly and sleep around and the guys act black and have their moms buy them expensive cars. Not a place to brag about being from.

ha ha, Your from Southington

by BOB March 2, 2004

eleet

A pimp email address and url redirection

I got an eleet name email and website dude. Its from www.eleet.name

by bob January 20, 2004

Malf of Doom

A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.

I am Malf of Doom!

Don't you want to eat?

No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!

by bob May 2, 2005

pearlman

a person who has no penis that has a MILF

you are a pearlman

by bob May 9, 2003

n00bs

a peron who thinks they are very "internet savvy" but they just make them self look stupid.

n00b : HAHA I PWND J00!!!
guy : lol n00b
n00b : IM NOT A N00B YOU HAX0R LOL I ROCK!!!
guy : wat a n00b

by bob February 22, 2004

porniac

someone who has given up on finding a partner and has become addicted to masturbating while watching porn. A porniac will do this three or four times a day, and will usually view the porn from his(sometimes her) computer where he/she has downloaded it. Will have a massive collection stored on hard drive

i bet he is a porniac

by Bob June 11, 2004