Bob's definitions

Band

A very common disease in which the individual feels the need to repeatedly play an object, usually referred to as an "instrument," on an day to day basis. Common side effects are loss of hair, virginity, social status, social life, and in some cases, mild death

Bob: Wanna go to the movies?
Bobette: I can't, I have Band

by Bob March 5, 2003

tur

The act of repeatedly insulting one of the punk society with gay or sexually orientated jokes

Aaron, are those spikes on your head compensating for something? HA! I just tured you!

by Bob January 22, 2004

Drej

Drej- a carbon copy of a retard that cant think of anything new to say

Drej:your owned
Drej:jew
Drej:your a pos N00b

by bob February 4, 2004

metallica

dude... metallica kicks ass! thanks to dave mustaine, we get 2 great bands instead of one

metallica =
fade to black, master of puppets, one, creeping death, seek and destroy, whiplash, for whom the bell tolls, welcome home (sanitarium), enter sandman, battery, and a shitload more

by bob September 12, 2008

pez

derrived from the word peasant - someone who is inferior, and/or ugly

bob: hey baby you're hot, can we screw?
beulah: nah you're pez

by bob October 15, 2003

gauge

what sizes of plugs are called.
not a verb. you can not gauge.

you can stretch a piercing you can not gauge it. it would be like saying "I'm going to large" its what Sizes are referred to. NOT a verb.

the bigger the number the smaller the hole. 18ga is a standered ear piercing size.. when the numbers get smaller ex, 16, 14, 12... it means the hole is bigger.

18ga, 16ga, 14ga, 12ga, 10ga, 8ga, 6ga, 4ga, 2ga, 0ga, 00ga, 000ga.

by bob November 13, 2003

tea room

a public men's restroom used for homosexual activity

That faggot wanted to take me to a tea room.

by bob December 3, 2003