BoB's definitions

tumnus

Mr. Tumnus is a riotous fellow, in addition to the chronicles of Narnia fellow. True, Lewis Carrol did mention the words long ago, but today's Mr. Tumnus is a go-getter. He has a son, a job, and drove a Trans Am with a 455 V8 in college. Often seen kicking ass and taking names, Mr. Tumnus co-invented drive-by groans, spew, smoking out of Presto cups, and a managerie of tricks awesome to behold. He is truly a one of kind American icon

Mr. Tumnus is our friend, he has rules, but they will bend.

by Bob September 18, 2004

FUNBAGS

Nicely Shaped and sized bags for fun

Rack of Tammy

by Bob March 24, 2004

Twiorange

A twiorange is a the act of punching a girl in the face while you're ejaculating in her mouth. Named after Twilight_Orange of &Totse fame.

Damn dude, I twiorange'd my girlfriend when she was giving me head and put her in the hospital!!

by Bob May 5, 2005

MMORPG's

Runescape is an MMORPG. it means Massive Multiplayer Role Playing Game.

...? Dude...I Do NOT UNDERSTAND THIS!

by BOB May 13, 2005

Wheeler

A master pimp. Someone who is always hitting on girls. "mack daddy"

Tom is such a wheeler, he has a girl under each arm.

by Bob December 3, 2003

muscle cars

muscle cars are better then rice burner, there slow pieces of shit that sounds like a cow getting it up the ass!

my 69 chevy nova will smoke any rice burner that even thinks about racing me.

by bob July 14, 2003

optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005