funnery

1. JediDrunkenLlama
2. of or pertaining to JDL

"I'm the definition of funnery" said JediDrunkenLlama.

by bob December 30, 2003

Crudmaster

He Who Likes the Fat ones thinks there is more Cushion for the pushion

God Lord look at that Crudmaster and the 500 pound bitch

by bob December 30, 2003

Shitshay

an expression that can be used out of anger or excitement. Means Damn

Jacob was rubbing on his chesticles screaming "SHITSHAY"

I was playing a game of egyptian Rat fucker. And when I was dealt a bad hand I yelled "SHITSHAY"

by Bob April 03, 2005

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

Blade

A sharp tool

"I'll cut you with my blade foo!"

by Bob November 16, 2002

Funky Fresh

Something that's both funky and fresh

Funky Fresh gravy

by Bob March 13, 2003

kawphy

Coffee of extreme strength and lack of any additional condiments, such as milk, sugar or flavorings.

Often taken by people in the computing industry, as a non-prescribed concentrational supplement.

Kawphy is never drunk by those who also drink tea or tea variants, with the exception of iced tea (Source: wild assumption).

Kawphy consumption is especially commom amongst hacker (note: not to be confused with cracker / phreaker) groups, as its concentration enhancing properties are reported to allow for a bullet time like effect when the user is required to think fast and make quick decisions.

"Dude, make me another cup of kawphy while you're there eh? I got 10,000 more lines to write tonight."

"|-|o1d 0n d00d, g077a d0\/\/n 4n07h0r Ka\/\/p|-|y b3FoR3 1 j4Ck 1n."

"Subject 31c, police records show that the subject was found dead in his appartment at 21:57pm, an autopsy showed that death was caused by consumption of 36 to 39 400ml doses of kawphy. Suicide is suspected."

by Bob February 29, 2004