Definitions by Blues and Dumbness

bull double riding 

When a male fucks a bull while riding it.

Denim: I heard that my cousins are busy bull double riding.
Sky: Seriously— (vomits)

bull double riding by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

bloodsucking blowjob 

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.

Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

bloodsucking blowjob by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

repairman's bondage 

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

repairman's bondage by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

full moon fuckery 

When a male pounces on werewolf during a full moon and does it doggy style on it.

Capri: I heard that the vigilante did a full moon fuckery on the local werewolf.
Night Sky: That's great, but where is my little sister Sky?
Capri: She's at the hospital.

full moon fuckery by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

spin and sip

A game in which the contestants are spun around and have to run to a specific location, take five shots back-to-back, And run back. First person to get back to the starting line wins.

Cyan: Who wants to play a round of spin and sip?
Sapphire: I do, but let handle the alcohol this time.

spin and sip by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

gradient garden 

A garden where the flowers are arranged to resemble a gradient.

Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.

gradient garden by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

cascarunner 

Someone who constantly runs around and tries to hit people with cascarones.

Aquamarine: Why are all of the kids running around?
Robin's Egg: Because I live with a family of cascarunners.

cascarunner by Blues and Dumbness April 21, 2019