Definitions by Bluegutsoup

Purity Rong

a Purity Ring which is typically used as a commitment of chastity before God, only in the case of a Purity Rong, anal sex and blow jobs are allowed.

You: "Hey man, did you see that chick has a Purity Ring?"
Me: "Well, considering she does anal and gives BJs, it a Purity Rong"

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Purity Rong by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

showerchoke 

what happens to a woman when she gives a blow job in the shower, and she gags on the water that is hitting her face. Typically interrupts the oral sex.

"My lady gave me a blow job in the shower, but she had to stop because she started to showerchoke while my dick was in her mouth."

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showerchoke by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

aerotrip 

when someone trips and falls on something that doesn't exist. Happens most often while walking up stairs.

"This girl was running down the hallway, and all of a sudden, aerotrip! She flew about 10 feet, sprawled out on the floor."

"He was running up the stairs and aerotripped, causing everyone behind him to aerotrip, as well."

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aerotrip by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Bermubic Triangle

a woman's pubic region that's so large, that things can slip into the eternal abyss of mystery which lies at the center.

"Did you see that lady in the super short shorts? She's certainly rockin' a Bermubic Triangle up there!"

"I wore a condom, but somehow it got lost in her Bermubic Triangle. Oops."

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Bermubic Triangle by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

compound name 

When a woman hyphenates her name during a marriage or after divorce. She often will inflict this on her children as well.

"Why does that kid have a hyphen in his name? Is he from another country where they use punctuation as letters?"
"no, man...his mom made him take a compound name after she left his dad."

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compound name by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

dorkporn 

comic books that feature large breasted, small waisted, big assed female characters.

Him: "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"
Me: "Not a chance...why don't you just go read some of your dorkporn?"

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dorkporn by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Dickvertising 

When you're seeing someone and they still tell people they're single.

"interesting, your Facebook status still says "single"...you must be dickvertising"

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Dickvertising by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010