Bluegutsoup's definitions

douggernaut

a regular "guy nextdoor" who has a certain affinity for wild, unabashed sexual activities. You never know what he's going to think of next, as his creativity in bed is without limit. Relates to the Marvel comic book villian "Juggernaut", who has been deemed as "unstoppable".

"I slept with this guy the other night. I have been defeated, and remain in ruin. What will he think up next? As they say, you just can't stop the douggernaut!"

"Oh my gosh...I had some crazy sex last night. This dude is a regular douggernaut!"

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Bermubic Triangle

a woman's pubic region that's so large, that things can slip into the eternal abyss of mystery which lies at the center.

"Did you see that lady in the super short shorts? She's certainly rockin' a Bermubic Triangle up there!"

"I wore a condom, but somehow it got lost in her Bermubic Triangle. Oops."

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

clitorattic

when a female is undecided on who she wants to have sex with, and thus has sex with almost everyone. Typically a woman who is clitorattic is just confused as to what she wants in a man, and has a natural tendancy toward whoredom. Girls like this usually cannot make any type of a commitment to another person, and avoid relationships at all cost. Not as bad as being a slut, but along the same lines.

"Poor girl. She's so confused that she's become totally clitorattic."

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

buxom betty

An older family member from whom one has inherited a large breast size. Usually a grandmother or great-aunt.

"Wow...look at that photo of Grandmom. She was an absolute buxom betty. Guess that's where I got my big boobs from."

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Cockal region

The area where the genitals are. Typically between the legs.

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"I want you to do me while you wear the Easter Bunny costume, but since it's like a jumpsuit, I'll have to split the seam in the cockal region"

by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010

UDing it

adding new words to Urban Dictionary

"I just spent the past few hours UDing it up."

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

showerchoke

what happens to a woman when she gives a blow job in the shower, and she gags on the water that is hitting her face. Typically interrupts the oral sex.

"My lady gave me a blow job in the shower, but she had to stop because she started to showerchoke while my dick was in her mouth."

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010