Bluegutsoup's definitions

buxom betty

An older family member from whom one has inherited a large breast size. Usually a grandmother or great-aunt.

"Wow...look at that photo of Grandmom. She was an absolute buxom betty. Guess that's where I got my big boobs from."

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

grassnap

the act of lying down and falling asleep in sweet smelling, freshly cut grass.

"It's 75 degrees out, the sun is shining, and there is no better time for a grassnap."

"I just got done mowing the lawn, and I'm about to collapse for a nice grassnap."

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Dickvertising

When you're seeing someone and they still tell people they're single.

"interesting, your Facebook status still says "single"...you must be dickvertising"

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by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010

UDing it

adding new words to Urban Dictionary

"I just spent the past few hours UDing it up."

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

compound name

When a woman hyphenates her name during a marriage or after divorce. She often will inflict this on her children as well.

"Why does that kid have a hyphen in his name? Is he from another country where they use punctuation as letters?"
"no, man...his mom made him take a compound name after she left his dad."

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

showerchoke

what happens to a woman when she gives a blow job in the shower, and she gags on the water that is hitting her face. Typically interrupts the oral sex.

"My lady gave me a blow job in the shower, but she had to stop because she started to showerchoke while my dick was in her mouth."

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Cockal region

The area where the genitals are. Typically between the legs.

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"I want you to do me while you wear the Easter Bunny costume, but since it's like a jumpsuit, I'll have to split the seam in the cockal region"

by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010