99 definitions by Blue Cawdrey

Treeware

Documents made of paper, like an anablog, in contrast to electronic documents.

Print out the treeware and we can send it via snail mail.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

click

Vietnam war origin: An arbitary distance based on how far away the sound of a rife being cocked can be heard, affected by variables like terrain and weather conditions.

Relax soldier, were only about three clicks from a hot shower and poon tang now ;).

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Keyboard plaque

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.

Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

woofter

Willie woofter, longer version.
Ryhming slang, poofter or gay.

The gay bar was full of willie woofters.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

running on fumes

Describing a car or other form of transport that is running very low on fuel.

Also an euphimism for very tired.

1. Its lucky we found this garage, look at the fuel guage, we were running on fumes.

2. The runner finished the marathon but later said to reporters that towards the end that he was 'running on fumes'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 27, 2004

God spot

UK: Sunday evening between 5-7pm many television channels show relgeous programs, this is known as the God Spot.

There's nothing on the tele, lets go for a beer while the God spots on.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004