Definitions by Blue Cawdrey
Spam filter
Software that attempts to filter out spam email.
Spam filters work in several ways.
1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.
2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.
3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.
Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.
Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
Spam filters work in several ways.
1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.
2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.
3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.
Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.
Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
User: I have just recieved an email offering me a larger permenantly erect penis, larger breasts, an opportunity to share my credit card details with a nigerian bank worker who wants to give me $16, 000, 000 and access to unlimited prescribed drugs.
I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?
System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?
System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
Spam filter by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
car fuck
A motor accident in which the lead car has another car piled up on top of it from the rear, the result of a tailgater being unable to stop in time through being too close.
Resembles one car mounting another.
Resembles one car mounting another.
Witness: A kid ran out in the road and the lead car had to stop real fast, the car behind was unable to stop in time and really car fucked him.
Fireman: Well driver in the lead car has no worries now, the rear cars engine block has taken his head clean off.
Fireman: Well driver in the lead car has no worries now, the rear cars engine block has taken his head clean off.
car fuck by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
on the rocks
on the rocks by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
fry
1). Electronics: They fate of sensitive electronic chips when handled without suitable anti-static precautions, or when a higher than recomended voltage is passed through them.
2). Culinary: Preparing food by dropping it into hot fat or oil.
2). Culinary: Preparing food by dropping it into hot fat or oil.
(L)user, my computers mother-board will not work since I overclocked it.
Support: Well sir, the blackened hole in the side of the casing and the blobs of molten solder may suggest you have fried a chip or two.
Wait a minute sir you are Big Baz we went to school together, you always made me do your homework, ha ha remember, what are you doing these days?
(L)user: Why, I work in Mc'Donalds where I fry chips.
Support: Ahhh! Very good sir; you seem to be very good at frying chips, hmmm’ I ‘m afraid your warranty does not cover this...
Support: Well sir, the blackened hole in the side of the casing and the blobs of molten solder may suggest you have fried a chip or two.
Wait a minute sir you are Big Baz we went to school together, you always made me do your homework, ha ha remember, what are you doing these days?
(L)user: Why, I work in Mc'Donalds where I fry chips.
Support: Ahhh! Very good sir; you seem to be very good at frying chips, hmmm’ I ‘m afraid your warranty does not cover this...
fry by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
tailgate
When a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed.
This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:
Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of twat gene.
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.
Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.
Tailgating may lead to a car fuck
This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:
Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of twat gene.
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.
Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.
Tailgating may lead to a car fuck
Despite the 70mph limit I clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater.
It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
tailgate by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
trouble at the mill
Archaic term originating in the industrial North of England.
Similar in meaning to the shit hit the fan
the mill, a textile mill or factory.
Similar in meaning to the shit hit the fan
the mill, a textile mill or factory.
<Lancashire accent>
The'v layed off 200 hundred at Crossleys, the'll be trouble at 't mill, you mark my words.
The'v layed off 200 hundred at Crossleys, the'll be trouble at 't mill, you mark my words.
trouble at the mill by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
mark my words
mark my words by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004