UK: Merchant Navy.
An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.
A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.
An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.
A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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by Blue Cawdrey November 20, 2004
When a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed.
This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:
Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of twat gene.
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.
Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.
Tailgating may lead to a car fuck
This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following:
Lack of imagination.
Never seen pictures of a road accident.
Learning difficulties.
Road rage.
Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job.
Suicidal tendencies.
Having an extra chromosome.
Loneliness or pathological nosiness
Drink or drugs.
Being born with somekind of twat gene.
Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for.
A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house.
Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'.
Tailgating may lead to a car fuck
Despite the 70mph limit I clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater.
It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
Quentin as usual at the front of the daisy chain called to his friend Julian at the opposite end of the line "Back up duck and lets form a circle".
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
A Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Person;
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.
Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.
The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.
Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.
The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Onlooker: Look at that poor bag lady over there, she has collapsed with hyperthermia.
Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!
Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.
Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!
Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004