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UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.
Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
Get the Chocolate teapot mug.Genre of Movie containing a mixture of the following:
The trailer or introduction is always read out by the same guy, you know the one, him with the deep croaky voice; "IN THE LAND BEFORE THE TIME OF ...."
The hero, who even though he has has muscles in his shite wears a short little skirt thing no matter what the weather and a pair of sandals.
His village, parents or pet gerbil get wiped out by the bad guy.
He meets a mentor who is an old man of vaguelly Asian appearance who will train him in martial art and motivate him.
He is given a mythical weapon, usually a bloody great broadsword or axe that would give lesser men a double hernia just to lift up, it sometimes has a name.
He will meet up with and make friends with some very strange characters during the movie.
He will meet up with and make enemies of some very strange characters during the movie.
At one stage he will be captured and tortured, making him grunt, sweat and writhe a lot before his improbable escape, probally a plus for the ladies.
He will need to find some kind of talisman or jewel to defeat his enemy.
His enemy will be pug ugly, really evil and have some weakness that the talisman or jewel will exploit, he may have a dodgy sidekick to break up the dramatic flow with a sprinkling of humor.
The enemy may leave something behind before he gets his just deserts, for the sequel.
The trailer or introduction is always read out by the same guy, you know the one, him with the deep croaky voice; "IN THE LAND BEFORE THE TIME OF ...."
The hero, who even though he has has muscles in his shite wears a short little skirt thing no matter what the weather and a pair of sandals.
His village, parents or pet gerbil get wiped out by the bad guy.
He meets a mentor who is an old man of vaguelly Asian appearance who will train him in martial art and motivate him.
He is given a mythical weapon, usually a bloody great broadsword or axe that would give lesser men a double hernia just to lift up, it sometimes has a name.
He will meet up with and make friends with some very strange characters during the movie.
He will meet up with and make enemies of some very strange characters during the movie.
At one stage he will be captured and tortured, making him grunt, sweat and writhe a lot before his improbable escape, probally a plus for the ladies.
He will need to find some kind of talisman or jewel to defeat his enemy.
His enemy will be pug ugly, really evil and have some weakness that the talisman or jewel will exploit, he may have a dodgy sidekick to break up the dramatic flow with a sprinkling of humor.
The enemy may leave something behind before he gets his just deserts, for the sequel.
Bill: Arnold Schwarzenegger is on television tonight in a sword and sandal movie.
Bob: I would rather watch Rambo, the plot is so different.
Bob: I would rather watch Rambo, the plot is so different.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Get the Nip one off mug.Used in an ironic way by a person who views many objects or values produced by society with little value or as throw away, disposable assets that plebs may find temporarily attractive.
Bill: Sparkies great he has all the lates CD's and wears the latest clothes.
Bo: Yeh! it's just whatever's the flavour of the month with him though.
Bo: Yeh! it's just whatever's the flavour of the month with him though.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
Get the Flavour of the month mug.Clergyman from any number of different Christian sects who introduce young alterboys and choirboys to the mysterious inner working of the church by the secret ceremony of the lifting of the cassock.
Choirboy: The Reverend has asked me to stay behind and help him to find some coins that fell off the collection plate and rolled under the alter.
Alterboy: Don't do it, trust me dude, he's a total cassock lifter.
Alterboy: Don't do it, trust me dude, he's a total cassock lifter.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
Get the Cassock lifter mug.Hint to a tight arse that it is their turn to buy a round at the bar. It refers to a seldomly opened wallet or purse.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
Get the Let the moths out mug.A way of writing familar to computer programmers. Some high level computer languages do not understand spaces. Sometimes the underscore is used as a substitution or alternetivly Intercapping is used to join words.
This sometimes filters through to mainstream use in written communication.
This sometimes filters through to mainstream use in written communication.
startPsuedocode:
Rem Underscoring
var_one random_Number = (1*16);
Rem InterCapping
varOne randomNumber = (1*16);
EOF
Intercapping
UsedInNormalCommunication
Also
DefiesTheMostAdvancedSpellcheckers.
Rem Underscoring
var_one random_Number = (1*16);
Rem InterCapping
varOne randomNumber = (1*16);
EOF
Intercapping
UsedInNormalCommunication
Also
DefiesTheMostAdvancedSpellcheckers.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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