Blue Cawdrey's definitions

Arse Fodder

Toilet paper or Roll used to clean up after you nip one off.

Excuse me darling! would you pass me a roll of arse fodder, I have just nipped one off.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

tera

Much larger than Mega, Tera is 2 to the 40th power. A one terabyte hard drive would be hold a considerable amount of data.

Since getting his two Megabyte ADSL connection Spanky downloaded so much porn of the 'net that he needed to find a one terabyte hard drive to store it all on.

If games machines are Mega then PC's are Tera.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Fart Bubble

Unpleasant combination of diahreah and flatulence.

Screw it I need to go change, I am blowing fart bubbles.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

wings

Though of little or no use aerodynamically, sometimes female sanitary products are advertised as having 'wings'.

Tracy: Shar' have you tried those new towels with the wing's

Sharon: Yeh, never again tho', I opened the package and they all flew out, took me forever to catch one!

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Dog locked

Sometimes happens when dogs have sex, the male dogs penis gets stuck in the female dogs vagina and the two dogs end up facing away from each other rump to rump, they may have to remain this way for some time.
Very rarly happens in humans.

Get a bucket of water quick! Fidos got himself doglocked with Mrs Snobbybutts show poodle.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

banner farm

A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.

Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Mad as a March hare.

May stem from the relationship between the March hare and the Mad hatter in Lewis Carols - Alice in Wonderland during the tea party.

See also: Mad As a Hatter

1) Jimbo took three E's a tab of acid a hefty snort of coke, a massive toke on the bong and for the rest of the evening was seen to be acting as mad as a March hare.

2) My grandadsd is 99 and sometimes acts as mad as a March hare.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004