Definitions by Blue Cawdrey

Windows 

A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.

The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.

Windows by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Mouse Jockey 

Computing, IT. Person of limited training employed to perform simple computer related tasks.

Don't give Bob full access to the system he is only a mouse jockey.

Mouse Jockey by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Vietnam Rose 

Term originating from the Vietnam war describing the large open red sore that appears on the penis of persons infected with syphilis.

Several weeks after visiting the prostitute he noticed a big red vietnam rose growing on his knob end.

Vietnam Rose by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Mechanized Infantry 

Term for an infection of crabs (Pthirus pubis)often used by military personel.

Don't go with her unless you want the mechanized infantry charging through your skiddies (underware).

Mechanized Infantry by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Gold Watch 

Origin London England: Bronchial discharge coughed up by a smoker usually on awakening.

He had been smoking 30 a day for over 20 years and as usually shortly after waking he coughed up a big shiny gold watch.

Gold Watch by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Not Benny

During the Falkland war the English troops nicknamed the members of the local population 'Bennys' after a character from the English soap Crossroads, famous for his wooly hat and limited intelligence.
This was considered politically uncorrect and the solders were ordered to stop and that the population were not Bennys.
Henceforth the Falkland Islanders were refered to by the solders as 'Not Bennys'

Hey, corperal ask that Not Benny the way to Goose Green.

Not Benny by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

spamhause 

Used to describe a coalition of spammers working as group to waste internet bandwith and provide a endless source of shite by email to human beings using the Internet.

Block that fukin' IP range quick, it's being used by a spamhause.

spamhause by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004