High wee

High wee's: Game played by male schoolkids mostly in the school toilet.
The objective being to see who can leave the highest and wettest mark above the urinal.
Johny: Hey mommy guess what?

Mommy: What Johny?

Johny: I won at high wee's today.

Mommy: (Thought bubble)Wonder what high wee's are; mentle shudder; better not ask....

Yes dear.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
mugGet the High weemug.

Five Fingered Widow

So you won't need the five fingered widow on your honeymoon.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Root Kit

Software used mainly by script kiddies to gain full access to computers running the Unix or Linux Operating system.
She cracked the server using a root kit.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Windows

A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.
The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
mugGet the Windowsmug.

Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.
Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
mugGet the Spanner jobmug.

shopaholich

A person perhaps with a personality disorder who goes shopping to find comfort.
Shopaholics have any number of maxed out credit cards and will sometimes buy things that they have no logical use for.
Many shopaholics eventually get into trouble for running up large debts which they are unable to pay off.
Joey: My sister went and bought four more pairs of shoes yesterday.

Jilly: But she already has about 120 pairs in her bedroom, This is more than mere retail therapy Joey, I think she may be a shopaholic.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
mugGet the shopaholichmug.

spamhause

Used to describe a coalition of spammers working as group to waste internet bandwith and provide a endless source of shite by email to human beings using the Internet.
Block that fukin' IP range quick, it's being used by a spamhause.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
mugGet the spamhausemug.