99 definitions by Blue Cawdrey
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Refering to the action of the anal spincter at the conclusion of a succesfull bowel movement.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Often used during excessive drinking, when feeling the gag reflex and prior to dashing to the bathroom the drinker may blurt "Oh! Chreeist I am going to call for Hughie!"
Others may then hear the drinker calling loudly and frequently for Hughie, hopefully from the bathroom if he or she is fast enough.
Others may then hear the drinker calling loudly and frequently for Hughie, hopefully from the bathroom if he or she is fast enough.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
Quentin as usual at the front of the daisy chain called to his friend Julian at the opposite end of the line "Back up duck and lets form a circle".
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
A person from the North East of England sometime described as 'Scotsmen with there brains kicked out' the people from this area defy this label with there friendly, gregacious natures.
The local drink is the kickass Newcastle Brown Ale, or Nooky Broown. After several pint's of this brew a Geordie will start to sing traditional songs like Lambton Worm with its references to Saint George slaying the dragon (worm).
If you are from the South of England (Anywhere further South than Scarbourough counts)and misbehave a Geordie may gently admonish you with the local reprimand of laying the 'heed' on you.
Geordies enjoy supporting the local football team Newcastle United also known as the Toon armie or the Magpies.
While the accent is a little difficult to understand at first, a visit to Geordieland is well worth the effort.
Sometimes individuals from this area when living in the South of England are knicknamed Geordie.
The local drink is the kickass Newcastle Brown Ale, or Nooky Broown. After several pint's of this brew a Geordie will start to sing traditional songs like Lambton Worm with its references to Saint George slaying the dragon (worm).
If you are from the South of England (Anywhere further South than Scarbourough counts)and misbehave a Geordie may gently admonish you with the local reprimand of laying the 'heed' on you.
Geordies enjoy supporting the local football team Newcastle United also known as the Toon armie or the Magpies.
While the accent is a little difficult to understand at first, a visit to Geordieland is well worth the effort.
Sometimes individuals from this area when living in the South of England are knicknamed Geordie.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Shark Bite victim: Oh-myGawd! it's bitten both my frikin' legs off, SCREAM! help I am bleeding to death...
Lifeguard: Hang in there Stumpy... the paramedics are on their way!
Lifeguard: Hang in there Stumpy... the paramedics are on their way!
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
Saddam Hussains reply to the threat of invasion by coalition forces during the first Gulf war.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
1. Saddam Hussain's reply to the coaltion's ultimatum was that 'if any army set foot in Iraq that they could expect the mother of all battle's'.
2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.
3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.
3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
by Blue Cawdrey November 26, 2004