Definitions by Blue Cawdrey
mother of all battles
Saddam Hussains reply to the threat of invasion by coalition forces during the first Gulf war.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
1. Saddam Hussain's reply to the coaltion's ultimatum was that 'if any army set foot in Iraq that they could expect the mother of all battle's'.
2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.
3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.
3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
mother of all battles by Blue Cawdrey November 26, 2004
tickler
Enhancement to a condom, vibratoror dildo intended to stimulate the clitoris and provide extra pleasure during sex.
Standalone versions are available that strap directly on to the penis.
A.K.A French tickler.
Standalone versions are available that strap directly on to the penis.
A.K.A French tickler.
After using the vibrator with the tickler she picked up her old one between thumb and forefinger and with outstretched arm disdainfully dropped it in the bin.
tickler by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
riff
1. Music, mainly guitar: A musical phrase based on or around musical scales*. Riffs can be pre-prepared and repeated, or improvised on the spot and of indefinite length based loosly around the melody of the song.
Scales are a way of arranging musical notes so that they a cool to listen to. Basic scales for guitar include:
Major
Minor
Pentonic
Blues
2.There is also an Arabic people called Riffs.
Scales are a way of arranging musical notes so that they a cool to listen to. Basic scales for guitar include:
Major
Minor
Pentonic
Blues
2.There is also an Arabic people called Riffs.
The lights went down and the lead guitarist then played a long, slow, sweet blues based riff that had the hairs standing up on the back of peoples necks.
riff by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
potatoe masher
WW2 German stick hand grenade. Tucked into the belt or boot of infantryman was a formidable weapon both in assault and defence.
Unlike allied grenades it did not depend on throwing out fragments of red hot metal, just the power of its 4.2 oz explosive charge.
May have resembled a kitchen utensil of the time.
Unlike allied grenades it did not depend on throwing out fragments of red hot metal, just the power of its 4.2 oz explosive charge.
May have resembled a kitchen utensil of the time.
That potatoe masher exploded so close that I cannot hear what you are saying and Seargent Bodybitz is dead...
potatoe masher by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
hang in there
Shark Bite victim: Oh-myGawd! it's bitten both my frikin' legs off, SCREAM! help I am bleeding to death...
Lifeguard: Hang in there Stumpy... the paramedics are on their way!
Lifeguard: Hang in there Stumpy... the paramedics are on their way!
hang in there by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004