air lats

A condition when a wannabe bodybuilder or muscle man, usually under age 18, think their are lats are bigger than they actually are. The wannabes carry their arms out to the side arched downward in an exagerated fashion pretending they have big muscules. If the lats were truly developed, this would be a normal posture. There is no physiological reason for the arms to stick out if the lats aren't there.

Lats - derived from latissimus dorsi. Back muscules that give males a "V" shape when well developed.

Air - meaning non-existent or invisible.
Air lats to a bodybuilder is what an air guitar is to Jimmy Hendrix.

Air lats bragged that he could bench 350lbs.
by Blowfish July 31, 2005
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bones

Pizza crust left over from someone who does not eat the crust.
Person A: Can I have a slice of pizza?

Person B: No, but you can have my bones.
by Blowfish July 31, 2005
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uniboob

Derogatory term.

A woman with only one breast due to congenital defect or mastectomy (breast surgically removed).
Jane's uniboob is the cause of her depression.
by Blowfish July 24, 2005
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curve dick

Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.

Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."
Susan's such a curve dick. She got a 97% on the test when the next highest grade was 71%.
by Blowfish July 31, 2005
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bipolar

Severe form of mental illness. To call it a mood swing is a understatement. It more like PMS on crack. Bipolar highs are characterized by delusions of grandure(thinking you can do more than you are capbable of). Lows are extreme anger or sadness.

Believe me. I live with some with the illness.
I don't care how hot she is -- that bipolar bitch would cut you dick off in the middle of the night for leaving the milk out.
by Blowfish July 24, 2005
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kool aid smile

A very big smile.

When a child drinks kool aid or some other brightly dyed beverage and ends up staining the outside of their mouth.
He's had a kool aid smile ever since the birth of his son.
by Blowfish July 26, 2005
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Mr. Bojangles

The famous African-American dancer, Bill Robinson, who taught Shirley Temple how to tap dance and starred with her in many movies.

Eventhough this Spanish American War vet, was celebrated. He was often descriminated against due to the color of his skin. Many artist such as Bob Dylan and Sammy Davis Jr have paid tribute to him through their art.

Bojangles came to represent oppressed or discriminated people who have a special warm and caring relationship with the children of the oppressor.
Granpa would even bojangles with kids of the KKK.
by Blowfish July 23, 2005
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