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air lats

A condition when a wannabe bodybuilder or muscle man, usually under age 18, think their are lats are bigger than they actually are. The wannabes carry their arms out to the side arched downward in an exagerated fashion pretending they have big muscules. If the lats were truly developed, this would be a normal posture. There is no physiological reason for the arms to stick out if the lats aren't there.

Lats - derived from latissimus dorsi. Back muscules that give males a "V" shape when well developed.

Air - meaning non-existent or invisible.
Air lats to a bodybuilder is what an air guitar is to Jimmy Hendrix.

Air lats bragged that he could bench 350lbs.
by Blowfish August 27, 2005
mugGet the air latsmug.

slapahoe tribe

1. A pimp and his bitches. Derived from the abuse (pimp slap) prostitutes receive at the hands of their pimps.

2. Cycle of domestic violence that spans many generations.

3. Any wife beater.
Yeah, that kid is in the slapahoe tribe. He learned how to treat women from his daddy.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
mugGet the slapahoe tribemug.

blood diamonds

Slang for conflict diamonds.
Blood diamonds are used to fund the rebel groups, the National Union for the Total Independence of Angola (UNITA) and the Revolutionary United Front (RUF). These groups terrorize the peoples of Angola and Sierra Leone. Murder and mutilation are the trade marks of these groups. Most famous for chopping off hands, arms or legs of small children.

Most diamonds today are have blood in there history--you just don't know it.
The DeBeers cartel is corrupt so don't care if those are blood diamonds or not.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
mugGet the blood diamondsmug.

uniboob

Derogatory term.

A woman with only one breast due to congenital defect or mastectomy (breast surgically removed).
Jane's uniboob is the cause of her depression.
by Blowfish August 22, 2005
mugGet the uniboobmug.

curve dick

Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.

Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."
Susan's such a curve dick. She got a 97% on the test when the next highest grade was 71%.
by Blowfish August 26, 2005
mugGet the curve dickmug.

problem child

Taken from the John Ritter movie by same name. Used to describe any child, employee, sibling, or friend that is constantly getting into trouble but you are somewhat obligated to care for or help.

Also a street name for someone who gets into trouble all the time.
Frank, the departments problem child, forgot to lock the office last night.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
mugGet the problem childmug.

oma

German word for "granny" or "grandmother". Oma sex - pornography involving elderly German women. A German GILF.
If that oma's boobs hung any lower, she would step on them.
by Blowfish August 12, 2005
mugGet the omamug.

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