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Hopoate

A person who does something that Australian Rugby League player John Hopoate would do. Member of the Wests Tigers team at the time, Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for poking his finger up the anus of opposing team members.

A person who does something ridiculously stupid, shocking, or disgusting and acts like there was nothing wrong with it. More recently, John Hopoate deliberately clotheslined another player at high speed and knocked the player out cold, then denied he did anything wrong.
Don't be such a Hopoate!

My boyfriend was such a Hopoate, I had to stab him in the chest to make him stop.

Keep your dirty brown Hopoate fingers where I can see 'em!
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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penis cut

A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.
Nice penis cut you've got there Anthony, now go shove your head up your momma's fuzzy flounder!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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squamatic

To have scales, or to be scaly in appearance: either when seen with the naked eye, or under a microscope.
Lichen is sometimes described as scaly, hence the name squamatic acid: a type of acid found in lichens.

Trump is a squamatic creature.

Some eggshells have a layer known as the squamatic layer, which appears scaly under a microscope.
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
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spark up a monkey

A bizarre way for geeks to describe opening a terminal program on a computer, particularly on a Unix based computer where terminal programs are very common.
I'll spark up a monkey and type that command in to see if it makes a difference.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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dogspeed

An expression used to wish someone success, good fortune, or a safe journey. Used as a non-religious alternative to Godspeed, especially by dog-lovers.
I wish you dogspeed on your trip Pete, and I'll be sure to look after your puppy while you're gone!

Sarah dropped her daughter off at school and bid her dogspeed for her biology exam.
by Bloopy November 25, 2009
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lanthasmenokatadikophobia

The fear of being convicted of a crime you didn't commit, especially a major one resulting in jail time or perhaps even the death penalty. From Greek lanthasmenos meaning wrong or mistaken, and katadiki meaning conviction.
After all the serious false accusations made by his ex-wife, Bob started to suffer from lanthasmenokatadikophobia.
by Bloopy September 9, 2010
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onomatophobophobia

The fear of phobia names, especially long or unnecessary ones. An irrational aversion to the habit of coining words for ridiculous and improbable fears.
Mary's onomatophobophobia means that she collapses in a panic attack whenever her husband reminds her about his hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.

Pete was enjoying reading comics until he came across the word luposlipaphobia and his onomatophobophobia kicked in, leaving him dizzy and nervous.
by Bloopy September 7, 2010
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