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lashed out

The past tense of lash out. When someone is made a complete fool of, or totally embarrasses themselves.
Geoff got so lashed out in choir today, they went to sing in front of the girls' school and the fly on his trousers was undone the whole time.

Ahahahahaa lashed out!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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backyard

A game of cricket on the lawn at one's house, or similar location.
During summer we always went outside and played a backyard with a tennis ball.
by Bloopy December 28, 2005
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pedidextrous

1. A person who is ambidextrous, specifically with their feet. Derived using the Latin word pes, which means feet. They are equally skilled at using either their left or right foot, which can provide an advantage in sports such as surfing, soccer, and the triple jump in athletics.

2. The ability of someone to perform skilful tasks with their feet such as writing and eating with chopsticks, by holding things between their toes.

3. A car where either the left or right headlight works, but not both at the same time. Based on the word pediddel, which means a car with only one working headlight.
The English athlete Jonathan Edwards was pedidextrous, and his unbeaten world record triple jump in 1995 was the first to exceed 60 ft.

Yesterday my car's left headlight wasn't working. Today it's the right one. It must be pedidextrous.
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
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trailblazer

Someone who you allow to proceed you and do all the hard/dirty work for you.
I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.

We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.

I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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scan

A futuristic slang word used in the Otherland book series, written by Tad Williams. It is used in a similar way to suck, and is possibly an abbreviation of scandalous. However, scan can mean anything from tease to creep out.
You really scan.

This homework assignment scans so bad.

This haunted house is too scanny for me.

He's been scanning since he was born.

Bob is the ultimate scan master.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.
I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.
by Bloopy April 11, 2005
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17

The code used by the American Medical Response of Connecticut Inc. to refer to psychiatric patients. A crazy or irrational person.
My boss is such a 17. He told me to write a report on my attitude!
by Bloopy November 12, 2010
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