When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.
"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
The past tense of lash out. When someone is made a complete fool of, or totally embarrasses themselves.
Geoff got so lashed out in choir today, they went to sing in front of the girls' school and the fly on his trousers was undone the whole time.
Ahahahahaa lashed out!
Ahahahahaa lashed out!
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
by Bloopy September 08, 2006
1. The main character from the New York TV show "Bloopy's Buddies", which promotes children to do exercise with songs that would make Barney the dinosaur puke.
2. A name which anybody could come up with since it just involves adding a 'B' to the word 'loopy'.
3. A kind of abbreviation for 'blooper'.
2. A name which anybody could come up with since it just involves adding a 'B' to the word 'loopy'.
3. A kind of abbreviation for 'blooper'.
A long time ago I drew a crappy cartoon character and named it Bloopy, and it's been the nickname I usually use on the Internet ever since.
Hahahahaa Bob Saget just made a big bloopy on TV!
Hahahahaa Bob Saget just made a big bloopy on TV!
by Bloopy April 13, 2005
A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
The fear of being convicted of a crime you didn't commit, especially a major one resulting in jail time or perhaps even the death penalty. From Greek lanthasmenos meaning wrong or mistaken, and katadiki meaning conviction.
After all the serious false accusations made by his ex-wife, Bob started to suffer from lanthasmenokatadikophobia.
by Bloopy September 09, 2010
A slab-shaped chocolate bar manufactured in the city of Porirua, New Zealand, by the Whittaker's company
I haven't had a Peanut Slab in a while.
by Bloopy April 09, 2005