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Whittaker's table 

Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
Whittaker's table by that guy kyle January 11, 2015
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Whittaker's Disguise

Also known as a "courtesy flush" when using the bathroom during a particularly nosiy dump.
When one feels the anal sphincter stretching to release excetement one must hastily turn around and push the full flush button thus disguising the noise of the dump in a flush of running water.
Glen- "Oi why do you have to be so fuckin loud in that stall?"

Mitch- "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"

Glen- "A Whittaker's Disguise wouldn't hurt!"

whittaker's eye

A common opthamological condition that causes a reduction in the range of movement of one or both eye lids.
Haha, he has Whittaker's eye.

Whitaker's Bowl 

A group of men cum into seperate beakers, a taste-tester tries each. THe one with the worst tasting jizz must consume the rest.
Wow, Richard had really bad tasting jizz, I had to try to swallow it without gagging
Whitaker's Bowl by Gypsy McBummer September 8, 2005

Sarah Whittaker 

is super fucking hot, if she has a son named isaac then she's even hotter oml
is that Sarah Whittaker??
OML IT IS I'M ABOUT TO CUMMMM
Sarah Whittaker by Noris maybe? October 23, 2020
A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.
After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.
Whittaker by AlyssHeart July 27, 2014

Whittakered

Whittakered: Having your comment twisted into a personal insult against a person, followed by getting silenced
I've just been Whittakered by Facebook
Whittakered by Scorpiod86 May 3, 2021