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Definitions by Bloopy

huss bus 

Any vehicle used for driving around and picking up hussy.
His seemingly ordinary Toyota van became a notorious huss bus after sunset.
huss bus by Bloopy April 10, 2005

fly's eyes 

When a male moons someone and their balls are showing.
The boys on the bus mooned a group of girls on the sidewalk, with their fly's eyes prssed up against the window.

A couple walking along the beach were treated to fly's eyes, courtesy of a dirty old man up on the hill.
fly's eyes by Bloopy April 10, 2005
A person who does something that Australian Rugby League player John Hopoate would do. Member of the Wests Tigers team at the time, Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for poking his finger up the anus of opposing team members.

A person who does something ridiculously stupid, shocking, or disgusting and acts like there was nothing wrong with it. More recently, John Hopoate deliberately clotheslined another player at high speed and knocked the player out cold, then denied he did anything wrong.
Don't be such a Hopoate!

My boyfriend was such a Hopoate, I had to stab him in the chest to make him stop.

Keep your dirty brown Hopoate fingers where I can see 'em!
Hopoate by Bloopy April 10, 2005

trailblazer 

Someone who you allow to proceed you and do all the hard/dirty work for you.
I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.

We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.

I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
trailblazer by Bloopy April 10, 2005

lash out 

To make a fool out of someone, or take advantage of them, so that they feel embarrassed or shamed as if they had been lashed by a whip.
We're going to totally lash out Steven by hiding his car keys in the cat's dinner.

Ashley got so lashed out when he stood near that big puddle while the bus drove past.

You got lashed!!
lash out by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Nizzle Zizzle 

I iz goin on hizzle to Nizzle Zizzle fo' shizzle!
Nizzle Zizzle by Bloopy April 9, 2005
A synonym for poo.
My dwufty made a big splash.

I can feel a big dwufty coming on.
dwufty by Bloopy April 9, 2005