Blazin Hazen's definitions

Porthos

The pretentious freind of D'Artagnan, Aramis and Athos. Porthos was a muskateer of Monseiur de Treville's men, in the Novel "The Three Muskateers" by Alexandre Dumas.

Porthos spent most of his money on his clothes in order to appear more wealthy than he was. However Porthos was a good man and a rather intriguing character.

by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006

gelatin

n. informal
- A fat person.
- An ingredient in many-a-delicious candy.

This club is full of gelatin bitches.

Ingredients: Sugar (99%), Gelatin (100%), Artificial Colours (101%), Deliciousness (‡ %)

by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006

I Beg to Differ

A nerdy way of saying "what you said was bullshit"

Guy1: 2+2=4
Guy2: I beg to differ

by Blazin Hazen October 15, 2006

99% free fat

- The opposite to 99% fat free.
- A fat chick usually with the following qualities:
a low self esteem
licentious
and very easy to snag

1:
Macdonald's fries are 99% free fat, so are the "30-cent-cones" which now cost 50 cents

2:
*in da club*
Bill: Look at that babe with her freind.
Mike: Damn! pity her freind is gelatin.
Bill: Take one for the team Mike, it's your turn.
Mike: OK, this wont be hard seeing as she is 99% free fat
Me: Word

by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006

3-0

the third level of law-enforcement - police are known to be the 5-0, security gaurds and bouncers (club security) constitute the 4-0 - whereas the 3-0 represents school teachers or other citizens who are on the look out for people up to no good.

pronounced "three-oh"

Ay dawg, lets cut class.
No dice, the 3-0 are out in force patrolin today, we'll get busted fo sho.

by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006

snake eyes

- rolling double 1's (2 in total) on the first roll of a street dice game. If this happens the roller loses all his bet automatically, and screams SNAKE EYES in frustration.
- intimidating eyes like a snake
- eyes of a snake

1: *amidst the street dice circle*
Juan Sanchez: ALL IN
Raul Lopez: I CALL

*JS rolls double one's*

JS: AHHHH SNAKE EYES!!!!!!!!
RL: You lose! I may now live la dolce vita!

2:
That mofo keeps on lookin away when i stare him down... he know's not to mess with the snake eyes

3:
That python has some crazy ass snake eyes

by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006

wilt chamberlain

to sleep with 10000 women in one's lifetime.

i had already wilt chamberlained when i was 11 years old.

by Blazin Hazen August 14, 2006