Definitions by Blantern

Reverse Assmosis

The process by which water (in the form of blood) spontaneously fills the penis by way of an attractive (usually large) rear end (ass) whereas clothes serve as a semipermeable membrane.

"Damn my dick got reverse assmosis from dancing with that woman with the beautiful butt"

Reverse Assmosis by Blantern May 21, 2026

Cumfort 

Noun
Any safe place that is used for sexual activities. Examples include: bedroom, bed, brothel, car, tent, bathroom, or, in rare cases, an actual fort.

Transitive verb
To soothe, ease, or relieve physically, specifically via orgasm and with full consent.

During our trip to the beach I built a "cumfort" (n), or a tent if you want to be all boring about it. That way we had a safe place to "cumfort" (v) each other for the day".

Cumfort by Blantern January 23, 2025

Cockasian 

(Stereotype: Based on racially driven (and scientifically proven) idea that Asian men have, on average, the smallest ethnic penises.)

Noun: A white person with an abnormally small penis.

Adjective: An abnormally small penis

Hey so I went on a date with that caucasian dude and it turns out he's actually COCKasian! Lol

Cockasian by Blantern January 19, 2021

Cunt-tree 

(place) Brothel, gathering of prostitutes, or a country known for having promiscuous women.

(Plant) Type of plant that either grows too much or too little annoying the grower, a plant that looks like a cunt (venus flytrap).

(Part of body) engorged clitoris that stands semi-errect resembling a "tree stump", (aka "Cunt-Treestump"). The hair beginning at the vaginal/perineal area and ending at the bellybutton.

After the bar we should head to the Cunt-Tree Inn to get laid.

Man the chick in that bikini has a hell of a cunt-tree, I'd like to rumble in that jungle!

I got my girl so horny that her cunt-tree looked like it turned into a tiny dick and wanted to fuck ME!?

Cunt-tree by Blantern January 12, 2021

epilepdick 

A penis which is naturally anxious or overly excited, so much so that it's baseline is to "jump" or "twitch"

I had an epilepdick after orgasming so hard!

epilepdick by Blantern September 28, 2020

Acronymistic 

Prone to acronyms.

The quote by Teddy Roosevelt, "Comparison is the thief of joy", is akin to today's acronymistic society's "FOMO" (Fear Of Missing Out).

Acronymistic by Blantern August 17, 2020

Optomisdick 

A penis that is hopeful and/or excited about obtaining ejaculatory means by way of something other than masturbatory measures.

Honey, we've got an optomisdick to please tonight after you get home from work.

I've got an optomisdick feeling about my date tonight.

Optomisdick by Blantern August 1, 2018